Message from @a dim goon

Discord ID: 599346614909272064


2019-07-12 21:02:59 UTC  

and then as i came i thought the sound was my urethra sputtering like a clogged hose
i was wrong
during my attempt to recreate the sound i learned the truth and a few things more
the sound originated from ass
and now i have shit snailing down my lower ass and inner thigh
luckily i was just stroking my hog at a
toy story theater showing
so along with everyone at the end of the movie i got up and walked out, no fellow patrons being the wiser
so if you find this similar scenario happening to you far more often than you’re comfortable with (trust friend, me and boys have all been there) invest in the WEEKLY SWEAT buttplugs with perforated drip technology to microdose testosterone upon every ass clench

2019-07-12 21:03:21 UTC  

Wine Aunt Becky

2019-07-12 21:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599345080914149400/1560283846049.gif

2019-07-12 21:04:18 UTC  

carfentanil creep uncle

2019-07-12 21:05:32 UTC  

it's a real mess in here today

2019-07-12 21:05:43 UTC  

anyone know how pass 7th gym leader

2019-07-12 21:05:59 UTC  

You use Poo type

2019-07-12 21:06:00 UTC  
2019-07-12 21:06:09 UTC  

will this work at my local gym

2019-07-12 21:06:46 UTC  

the lonely vaper likes to edge his thoughts at night and complete the cycle of german idealism in his wet dreams

2019-07-12 21:06:52 UTC  

when EVO is hosted in ur city this year
https://youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4

2019-07-12 21:07:08 UTC  

Leghorn sound effect

2019-07-12 21:07:26 UTC  

fogHORNlegHORN

2019-07-12 21:07:44 UTC  

Idk why there would be summer cons

2019-07-12 21:07:52 UTC  

Seems like a bad idea

2019-07-12 21:08:00 UTC  

SGDQ seat sniffer here

2019-07-12 21:08:13 UTC  

minesweeperCon 2020

2019-07-12 21:08:27 UTC  

18+

2019-07-12 21:08:57 UTC  

i love walking into a venue and having my nostrils assaulted by a 40 hit combo of stale cheeto dust and tranny ball sweat

2019-07-12 21:09:23 UTC  

my jewporn was laced lads, all according to mossad plan...the bastards

2019-07-12 21:09:28 UTC  

truly, these are the crazy nights they were talking about

2019-07-12 21:09:28 UTC  

Now son, I say, son, tell that smelly negroe to stop pickin his toes and start pickin all this cotton

2019-07-12 21:09:54 UTC  

How did warner bros get away with this?

2019-07-12 21:10:16 UTC  

toe cheese yields vs cotton yields over the last few quarters

2019-07-12 21:10:19 UTC  

not looking so hot

2019-07-12 21:10:23 UTC  

why does now i say why does joe the boomer eat napkins?

2019-07-12 21:10:36 UTC  

Because he's outta tp

2019-07-12 21:10:41 UTC  

joe the napkin consumer amirite

2019-07-12 21:10:42 UTC  

because he's a faggot next question

2019-07-12 21:11:10 UTC  

knock knock

2019-07-12 21:11:16 UTC  

why is drumpht so fucking fat

2019-07-12 21:11:18 UTC  

wooden doors

2019-07-12 21:11:19 UTC  

whod there

2019-07-12 21:11:26 UTC  

he been eatin a loooootta beans

2019-07-12 21:11:31 UTC  

He old

2019-07-12 21:11:46 UTC  

.2 inch doorway margin

2019-07-12 21:11:54 UTC  

wooden slacks cant contain my farts teehee

2019-07-12 21:11:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599347235012214824/1561263406421.png

2019-07-12 21:12:21 UTC  

never put dratini in the bunghole

2019-07-12 21:12:30 UTC  

All his slacks have elastic waistband

2019-07-12 21:12:32 UTC  

thats for onix