Message from @a dim goon

Discord ID: 599346614909272064

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:02:59 UTC  

and then as i came i thought the sound was my urethra sputtering like a clogged hose
i was wrong
during my attempt to recreate the sound i learned the truth and a few things more
the sound originated from ass
and now i have shit snailing down my lower ass and inner thigh
luckily i was just stroking my hog at a
toy story theater showing
so along with everyone at the end of the movie i got up and walked out, no fellow patrons being the wiser
so if you find this similar scenario happening to you far more often than you’re comfortable with (trust friend, me and boys have all been there) invest in the WEEKLY SWEAT buttplugs with perforated drip technology to microdose testosterone upon every ass clench

naka
2019-07-12 21:03:21 UTC  

Wine Aunt Becky

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:03:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599345080914149400/1560283846049.gif

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:04:18 UTC  

carfentanil creep uncle

PCENGINEDUO
2019-07-12 21:05:32 UTC  

it's a real mess in here today

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:05:43 UTC  

anyone know how pass 7th gym leader

naka
2019-07-12 21:05:59 UTC  

You use Poo type

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:06:00 UTC  

https://youtu.be/SJr2efNBVLc

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:06:09 UTC  

will this work at my local gym

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:06:46 UTC  

the lonely vaper likes to edge his thoughts at night and complete the cycle of german idealism in his wet dreams

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:06:52 UTC  

when EVO is hosted in ur city this year
https://youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:07:08 UTC  

Leghorn sound effect

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:07:26 UTC  

fogHORNlegHORN

naka
2019-07-12 21:07:44 UTC  

Idk why there would be summer cons

naka
2019-07-12 21:07:52 UTC  

Seems like a bad idea

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:08:00 UTC  

SGDQ seat sniffer here

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:08:13 UTC  

minesweeperCon 2020

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:08:27 UTC  

18+

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:08:57 UTC  

i love walking into a venue and having my nostrils assaulted by a 40 hit combo of stale cheeto dust and tranny ball sweat

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:09:23 UTC  

my jewporn was laced lads, all according to mossad plan...the bastards

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:09:28 UTC  

truly, these are the crazy nights they were talking about

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:09:28 UTC  

Now son, I say, son, tell that smelly negroe to stop pickin his toes and start pickin all this cotton

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:09:54 UTC  

How did warner bros get away with this?

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:10:16 UTC  

toe cheese yields vs cotton yields over the last few quarters

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:10:19 UTC  

not looking so hot

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:10:23 UTC  

why does now i say why does joe the boomer eat napkins?

naka
2019-07-12 21:10:36 UTC  

Because he's outta tp

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:10:41 UTC  

joe the napkin consumer amirite

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:10:42 UTC  

because he's a faggot next question

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:11:10 UTC  

knock knock

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:11:16 UTC  

why is drumpht so fucking fat

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:11:18 UTC  

wooden doors

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:11:19 UTC  

whod there

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:11:26 UTC  

he been eatin a loooootta beans

naka
2019-07-12 21:11:31 UTC  

He old

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:11:46 UTC  

.2 inch doorway margin

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:11:54 UTC  

wooden slacks cant contain my farts teehee

a dim goon
2019-07-12 21:11:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599347235012214824/1561263406421.png

Frontshuv
2019-07-12 21:12:21 UTC  

never put dratini in the bunghole

naka
2019-07-12 21:12:30 UTC  

All his slacks have elastic waistband

ßcuzzy
2019-07-12 21:12:32 UTC  

thats for onix