Message from @ßcuzzy

Discord ID: 599346028701024276


2019-07-12 20:47:15 UTC  

my face when my half jew paladin slays the trio of dire hounds using level 5 splishy splash but i'm still a dork who smells like cheese in the real world

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599341026313764875/1561669388754.gif

2019-07-12 20:51:33 UTC  

>propose outrageous course of action to solve party's current predicament
>DM hates it, friends love it
>NATURAL 20?!?!?!? Whaaaaaahhhh?!?!?!?!?
>dark nigger thief intimidates the avalanche into stopping, orange crush diarrhea racing down my calf into my right timb
>post story on /tg/ which i then screencap and upload to reddit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599342105663504404/1561095370027.jpg

2019-07-12 20:51:57 UTC  

i hate nerds more than i hate mad agents

2019-07-12 20:59:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/599344099472179223/image0.jpg

2019-07-12 21:00:27 UTC  

no not adding them on fb to fantasize fucking but sending your gradeschool gilfs peenpics but flaccid and pissing on fb messenger, how do i stop this behavior

2019-07-12 21:01:46 UTC  

Inspector Gadget was my first anime

2019-07-12 21:02:32 UTC  

in last ditch effort to regrow foreskin ive gotten my dick entangled in the electric mixer motorized whisk attachment

2019-07-12 21:02:35 UTC  

Hey guys this is Mike from Cinemassacre and today we're gonna be reviewing a popular YouTubers Suicide named Eye Tea Ka with none other than my good friend Inspector Gadget! How are ya doin inspector gadget?

>shut up, I am a better reviewer than you! Anywho! Eye Tea Ka was a popular Nintendo youtuber who reviewed super smash brothers.

Yes that's right, inspector gadget! You actually got the facts right this video. Penny would be so proud of you. Haha.

>oh put a sock in it!

Anyway, Eye Tea Ka suffered from mental illness, and apparently jumped off a bridge and killed himself. It reminds me of that one episode of Full House when uncle Jesse threw his high school talent show trophies off of the golden gate bridge to impress aunt Becky. It makes me wonder, did Eye Tea Ka see that episode of full house and become inspired by it? What are your thoughts, inspector gadget?

>According to my perfect calculations, i think this no-good, lousy, fart sniffer smash bros fan deserved it!

woah woah woah! Oh my God, inspector gadget! You cant say stuff like that. Sorry guys inspector gadget is having some technical difficulties right now. His go go gadgets might be broke broke gadgets hahahahaha.

>Eye Tea Ka was a no-good, useless, unfunny nigg-

Oops! Look at the time! We gotta go-

>Not so fast! Go Go Gadget shotgun!

What are you doing with that inspector gadget? Please no!

>*PEW PEW!*

>Oh look, a free switch

2019-07-12 21:02:47 UTC  

etika has been found dead in Miami

2019-07-12 21:02:59 UTC  

and then as i came i thought the sound was my urethra sputtering like a clogged hose
i was wrong
during my attempt to recreate the sound i learned the truth and a few things more
the sound originated from ass
and now i have shit snailing down my lower ass and inner thigh
luckily i was just stroking my hog at a
toy story theater showing
so along with everyone at the end of the movie i got up and walked out, no fellow patrons being the wiser
so if you find this similar scenario happening to you far more often than you’re comfortable with (trust friend, me and boys have all been there) invest in the WEEKLY SWEAT buttplugs with perforated drip technology to microdose testosterone upon every ass clench

2019-07-12 21:03:21 UTC  

Wine Aunt Becky

2019-07-12 21:03:22 UTC  

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2019-07-12 21:04:18 UTC  

carfentanil creep uncle

2019-07-12 21:05:32 UTC  

it's a real mess in here today

2019-07-12 21:05:43 UTC  

anyone know how pass 7th gym leader

2019-07-12 21:05:59 UTC  

You use Poo type

2019-07-12 21:06:00 UTC  
2019-07-12 21:06:09 UTC  

will this work at my local gym

2019-07-12 21:06:46 UTC  

the lonely vaper likes to edge his thoughts at night and complete the cycle of german idealism in his wet dreams

2019-07-12 21:06:52 UTC  

when EVO is hosted in ur city this year
https://youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4

2019-07-12 21:07:08 UTC  

Leghorn sound effect

2019-07-12 21:07:26 UTC  

fogHORNlegHORN

2019-07-12 21:07:44 UTC  

Idk why there would be summer cons

2019-07-12 21:07:52 UTC  

Seems like a bad idea

2019-07-12 21:08:00 UTC  

SGDQ seat sniffer here

2019-07-12 21:08:13 UTC  

minesweeperCon 2020

2019-07-12 21:08:27 UTC  

18+

2019-07-12 21:08:57 UTC  

i love walking into a venue and having my nostrils assaulted by a 40 hit combo of stale cheeto dust and tranny ball sweat

2019-07-12 21:09:23 UTC  

my jewporn was laced lads, all according to mossad plan...the bastards

2019-07-12 21:09:28 UTC  

truly, these are the crazy nights they were talking about

2019-07-12 21:09:28 UTC  

Now son, I say, son, tell that smelly negroe to stop pickin his toes and start pickin all this cotton

2019-07-12 21:09:54 UTC  

How did warner bros get away with this?

2019-07-12 21:10:16 UTC  

toe cheese yields vs cotton yields over the last few quarters

2019-07-12 21:10:19 UTC  

not looking so hot

2019-07-12 21:10:23 UTC  

why does now i say why does joe the boomer eat napkins?

2019-07-12 21:10:36 UTC  

Because he's outta tp

2019-07-12 21:10:41 UTC  

joe the napkin consumer amirite

2019-07-12 21:10:42 UTC  

because he's a faggot next question

2019-07-12 21:11:10 UTC  

knock knock

2019-07-12 21:11:16 UTC  

why is drumpht so fucking fat

2019-07-12 21:11:18 UTC  

wooden doors