Message from @Kurba

Discord ID: 600011720643051549


2019-07-14 15:33:23 UTC  

that face when abigail shapiro will never resusticate you with her rejuvenating tit milk after both your legs are blown off by an IED in the middle of the desert, completely defeating the point of joining the marines for a free dodge charger

2019-07-14 15:33:30 UTC  

this car cost me an arm and a leg!

2019-07-14 15:34:56 UTC  

Tfw belle delphine will never give you road head as you drive a 2009 smart fortwo into a crowd of antifa

2019-07-14 15:35:02 UTC  

At manlet Charlottesville

2019-07-14 15:38:05 UTC  

there won't be another james fields incident since they can't see over the wheel

2019-07-14 15:38:56 UTC  

Tfw you will never suck rukias nipples

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2019-07-14 15:39:40 UTC  

THAT FEEL WHEN SNEED'S FEED AND SEED WILL NEVER RETURN TO IT'S FORMER OWNERSHIP, THAT BEING AS WE ALL KNOW CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK

2019-07-14 15:40:06 UTC  

Uh chuck department?

2019-07-14 15:42:16 UTC  

Who the fuck do you think you are? You any kind of farmer? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the feed and seed. This is one of the most important farms in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptuous city slicker. You’re no farmer. A farmer respects the seed that serves the foundation of agriculture. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In farming or any form of creativity. And I’m a Springfield farming school graduate, SUCKA. And the School of Feed and Seed in the Academy of Fuck and Suck University in San Franshelbyville. You suck. You’re a city slicker. If you really have talent, go practice and then get yourself a farm instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of seed. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1999, I walked Chuck up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the owner before him from 1966. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little chuckhead. Go learn to farm. You’re weak. You can’t even carry a fucking seed bag. I don’t care about your little gucci loafers, it doesn’t mean you know how to farm. You’re weak. I'm trained classically, I’m trained contemporaneously, and you suck.

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2019-07-14 15:42:29 UTC  

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2019-07-14 16:14:17 UTC  

I have to work

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2019-07-14 16:16:57 UTC  

now i know why beardson and shawn has most of the server muted

2019-07-14 16:17:46 UTC  

Who doesn't.

2019-07-14 16:17:55 UTC  

i didn't

2019-07-14 16:18:11 UTC  

something must have cleared my list had to go through it again

2019-07-14 16:34:43 UTC  

imagine muting dim goon, ya hate to see it

2019-07-14 16:37:14 UTC  

I sensed a naph disturbance in the boomer force

2019-07-14 16:37:51 UTC  

Absolute legend

2019-07-14 16:45:36 UTC  

Mute the paintsprayer

2019-07-14 17:12:21 UTC  

@everyone bring my big dog back

2019-07-14 17:14:34 UTC  

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2019-07-14 17:15:31 UTC  

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2019-07-14 17:16:48 UTC  

Hey bro I'm sorry that Rukia is titties are so small they are so dope I bet you she has little nipples like Natalie Portman

2019-07-14 17:18:32 UTC  

Matt Mahan is making fun of me because he says that when Rukia kuchiki goes into Mahan Mahan Ford for a oil change the techs say she gets the asshole and pussy discount

2019-07-14 17:21:24 UTC  
2019-07-14 17:22:30 UTC  

As white people we're privileged that our ancestors never sold us into slavery I guess.

2019-07-14 17:24:11 UTC  

White people are basically just the "balanced" mode

2019-07-14 17:24:27 UTC  

We didnt minmax so we did a good job for most of our history

2019-07-14 17:24:56 UTC  

Avg intelligence, avg strength, avg athleticism, avg pee pee size, avg propensity for mental illnesses

2019-07-14 17:26:04 UTC  

naphtali got me more into drugs than rock n roll music ever could

2019-07-14 17:31:03 UTC  

When Carlton comes back, everything will settle down.

2019-07-14 17:33:10 UTC  

Tell nick not to go on the killstream, the show is dead and everyone good left so all that's left is Ralph's gay alcoholic ass

2019-07-14 17:33:23 UTC  

And even the best caller darkV Passed away

2019-07-14 17:35:23 UTC  

Dick Masterson is cool

2019-07-14 17:35:55 UTC  

what can you say about carlton

2019-07-14 17:35:59 UTC  

he was carlton

2019-07-14 17:36:35 UTC  

fat

2019-07-14 17:38:50 UTC  

DarkV was a character

2019-07-14 17:38:57 UTC  

F

2019-07-14 17:39:22 UTC  

His first few call ins were hilar, then he had expectations and it became bit