Message from @Jesus

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2019-07-30 23:51:18 UTC  

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2019-07-30 23:57:05 UTC  

Theater of the aire episode 1 was decent

2019-07-30 23:57:13 UTC  

The part without Sam was the good part

2019-07-30 23:57:43 UTC  

uh... sploopity sploosh

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2019-07-30 23:58:34 UTC  

new project announced -> pilot released -> people give you money expecting new episodes -> ignore project completely

2019-07-30 23:58:45 UTC  

repeat

2019-07-30 23:58:52 UTC  

the only way for sam to redeem himself is by making a shot for shot remake of Melvin: Brother of the Joker but he's naked and pisses in his own mouth whenever melvin's mother starts screaming

2019-07-30 23:59:14 UTC  

that would top all his current "content"

2019-07-31 00:00:27 UTC  

@a dim goon thats pretty much sams MO yea

2019-07-31 00:00:43 UTC  

Kstv2 would have been a lot funnier if it came out like 2 years ago

2019-07-31 00:01:24 UTC  

oh noooooo i did a big poopoo

2019-07-31 00:01:44 UTC  

MEEEHHHLVIN CLEAN UP THIS POOPOO

2019-07-31 00:02:05 UTC  

Mom! I'm shooting a video, it's important!

2019-07-31 00:03:52 UTC  

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2019-07-31 00:13:18 UTC  

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2019-07-31 00:20:18 UTC  

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2019-07-31 00:21:46 UTC  

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2019-07-31 00:42:51 UTC  

based finnish rogan-poster

2019-07-31 01:17:17 UTC  

squish cock is how you make a nether portal rl

2019-07-31 01:31:44 UTC  

@everyone

2019-07-31 01:37:42 UTC  

hyvä päivä

2019-07-31 05:40:36 UTC  

@Frontshuv inert pressure cooker IED groyper

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2019-07-31 06:19:33 UTC  

while the wife is off getting fucked by some mandingo down the street
in our bedroom
i become Rodney Flare
Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician extraordinaire
this weeks kit is modeled after a standard Uyghur IED used in several Xinjiang terrorist attacks

2019-07-31 12:58:52 UTC  

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2019-07-31 14:00:53 UTC  

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2019-07-31 14:04:11 UTC  

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2019-07-31 14:25:39 UTC  

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2019-07-31 14:50:07 UTC  

what

2019-07-31 16:35:57 UTC  

Indians are sewer mutants from total recall

2019-07-31 16:36:37 UTC  

Though I will say that they are superior to the Chinese because Indians don't eat their own poop and schoolboy piss egg

2019-07-31 16:39:38 UTC  

I was making mixed asmr really uncomfortable last night

2019-07-31 16:39:56 UTC  

I kept asking her on her live stream if shes ever gambled on a fart and lost

2019-07-31 16:40:07 UTC  

She got visibly uncomfortable

2019-07-31 16:40:17 UTC  

MOGGED

2019-07-31 16:52:08 UTC  

Lmao

2019-07-31 17:33:57 UTC  

is this technically a sin or not?

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2019-07-31 17:36:13 UTC  

my face when putting all the Bibles in the kino section at barns and nobel

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2019-07-31 17:39:39 UTC  

mfw putting all the bibles in the starbucks at barns and nobel

2019-07-31 17:39:45 UTC  

they sell coffee there, not books!