What in tarnation

@Jejune I don't know. My friend posted it on the tl

>dad walks in as I'm fighting diamond dog
>getting my ass kicked
>but I can't use my PSI move because I named it something inappropriate
>fight continues and he's still watching
>okay, he probably won't be reading all the text, here I go
>Ness used PSI NIGGER
>it's not very effective
>dad asks me what the fuck was that
>shit gets awkward

Will never forget that time.

mother 3 when tho

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Kingdom hearts is gay

Jrpgs are gay

Buff Einstein nier for 360 was superior to shitty femboy ps3 nier

guys dad walked in on him whacking to loli and tackles him, the son hugs his leg and says "I can change dad I love you" over and over but the dad keeps punching him and says "I have no son" before walking out

I don't want to play video games, I want to meet women, have sex and make children. I don't know where to start so I end up playing video games.

step one be ur selfie

Having sex is cringe

The key to heaven is semen retention

I haven't fapped in *checks day counter app* 285 days. Now I just have to rape bitche in my dreams which is based and redpilled .

@everyone

thanks moonman

@Jejune imagine not raping women with your mind

Fucking noob

Let me be real for 1 min
....

I'm gay!!

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This. The woman you want to start a family with doesn't care what you look like, how healthy you are, or how interesting or informed you are. But don't forget, this does not apply to YOU. Men are obligated to only procreate with beautiful, submissive women.

Doin ur mom

Everything past 2001 has been one long nightmare we haven't woken up from.

Someone using female face school shooter on tinder?

Shooter in drag?

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I remember Burger King, or someplace like that, Sold Cubix toys in their kids meals. But they didn't actually sell Cubix, they sold the crappy other robots, each with their own piece of Cubix that you could rebuild into a helicopter.

To this day I still have Cubix's left arm.
I never collected them all...

And now that I think about it, I don't think they really had any other parts of Cubix, because I had fast food all the time as a kid, and I only ever got the left arm. I ended up with at least ten of them....

@Jejune relatable moment