Message from @Frontshuv
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blue dress stays on ?
see the way its starting to come along for me is
little boy bill was kind of a smart kid but overly effeminate
Everytime Bill looked at his father he would hear
“why cant you just be a man and grow up”
Bill would remain stoic
even being abrasive to his mothers suffocating need to justify his shortcomings with destructive maternal logic
Bill would find a young thicc cutie who was lust incarnate and drank like a demon.
Weaponizing his insecurities he would rise in positions of power, even resulting in a trail of blood behind his every step
Bill would blame the irrational feminine side of him for all those murders
He would grow tired of Hillary who has begun to age exponentially thanks to the bottle.
Sometimes when Bill was alone he would try on a few dresses but he would tell no one.
A friend of his, Jeff who he had only built a surface level relationship with
would soon begin to burrow deeper into Bills life until one day he lets Bill know that the person whos been hooking everyone with such great massages is he himself.
Bill would ask for more info but the part inside of him that hungered for youth already made up its mind.
One day while both of them sat in the sun and had 13 yr olds bring them drinks
their legs massaged by 15 yr olds
Bill would tell Jeff about the whole dress thing
And after that day the image of Bill in a dress never left Jeffs mind that he didnt just have a painting of Blue dress Bill but had painted with his own two hands numerous pieces of Bill in different dresses
the mans got a digit ratio of woman
Funniness is next to godliness
Weed makes you funnier therefore it is good
so true
do you really think the road to godhood is infested with weed plants
yes
the lord put it in the earth
thats not rly a woman digit ratio that's a near 1:1
1
Yeah bill Clinton's an alpha male
he gets to fuck teens and you dont
plug as in kid they shill or dude like epstein who deals out the kiddies?
deals the kids
Ok
Uh, I was gonna say Dan Schnieder but then he's kind of out of the game
probably Podesta or Alefantis tbh
trump
hes probably just some hotshot distributor that market was not expecting and itll just leave a vacuum thats filled by some saudi arabia ring
he just saw profits in places we were scared to look
Sargeant Pepper's lonely farts club band
@Dentistry dude that's so funny dude that's actually hilarious
Tell me who made that rn
it looks like a shitty porno
Give me funny pics to glitch up
there's a lefty called comrade cobra who nonetheless makes really unironically funny prager u content