Then at a boardwalk arcade I kept getting btfo by balrog

You know what game is good as fuck

Metal Slug

That legit has to be one of the best games of all time

Just the whole series

The art is really good, the music is really good, it has really cool bosses and enemies, and it's just like a simple game that's also challenged and you can chill out and play it

It's like everything a video game is supposed to be

Yep

Metal Slug 3 was the first game I remember playing after successfully building my first media pc/mame rig

Is Metal Slug 3 the one where they're fighting the aliens

That one is really good

Yup

I remember in geology class in High School playing some flash version where you fight like a robot gorilla man

That shit was fun

The cringe and bluepilled teacher was making us watch Carl Sagan videos and I was just playing Metal Slug on the shity computers

Yeah fuck the school library for not letting students play games even when there were plenty of open computers

Kids these days have it too easy, all they have to do is whip out their phone and they can play pretty much any game up to the Wii

Even there calculators have high resolution color screens now so they aren't even limited to stuff like Grand Theft Auto text Adventure

Back in the day you had the like know A guy who knew how to bypass the school's firewall to get on bored. Com or something to play games

It was either that or you had to whip out the Game Boy Advance SP and play Pokemon or Wario Land 4

That's really what jrpgs are best for

Because it's turn-based you don't have to really have all your attention on it so you can do it while you're in class or something

Lmao DRUG WARS

Ti83 stuntin

At my work this guy gave us Excel files that are basically a multiplayer version of Tetris and the game Battleship on Excel spreadsheets so you just both open the spreadsheet and you can play a game of versus Tetris or battleship and your tax dollars pay for us to do that

Working for Zog is actually pretty fucking based you basically just take money from wagies and do like zero work

Man I miss playing Metal Slug in the arcades

You can play them all on your phone now

Just get one of those clamp controllers

Can I play them with coop? I got a clamp controller and a second Bluetooth one.

I think you can yeah

Or if you have a switch they also have them all on switch

Then you can use the joycons for co-op

Is there a PC version for the house?

Yeah they're all on Steam

Alright

Also Nintendo switch has waku waku 7

Which is a fucking based and redpilled fighting game for the Neo Geo

Now all I need is to get my friends back after I went too hard on one of them over the Protocols. Worst idea of my life.

I feel you man when you first wake up you go through that wignat phase where you feel like you have to tell everybody about the JQ

Real Bruh moment