Message from @Jesus

Discord ID: 622523141066981393


2019-09-14 19:21:48 UTC  

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2019-09-14 19:33:56 UTC  

@everyone PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT

2019-09-14 19:52:33 UTC  

What

2019-09-14 19:53:24 UTC  

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

2019-09-14 19:55:27 UTC  

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2019-09-14 19:55:53 UTC  

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2019-09-14 19:56:45 UTC  

Dressing like a 2001 stoner is the new in thing

2019-09-14 19:57:16 UTC  

Wear the Rasta hat

2019-09-14 19:57:22 UTC  

Alien smiley face y shirt

2019-09-14 19:57:35 UTC  

Candy cane striped felt top hat

2019-09-14 19:57:46 UTC  

Pacifier covered in mdma

2019-09-14 19:57:48 UTC  

ultimatum:
smokemon or tokemon

2019-09-14 19:57:59 UTC  

Tokemon

2019-09-14 19:58:09 UTC  

Obviously

2019-09-14 19:58:23 UTC  

Dude... A pokemon thats water and fire and grass type and it's a BONG pokemon...

2019-09-14 20:01:49 UTC  

I think if I ever had fuck you money one day I would just dedicate my life to pretending that I was like a 1998 raver who was really into dance dance revolution and I'd own a bunch of bemani cabinets and wear Tripp zipoff pants and ufo pants and jncos everywhere

2019-09-14 20:02:50 UTC  

the winner of the poll is the definitive pokemon weed t-shirt

2019-09-14 20:03:17 UTC  

I don't have a Twitter but please vote for tokemon

2019-09-14 20:03:25 UTC  

Just count one extra vote for tokemon

2019-09-14 20:04:42 UTC  

@GRUMPYGAMER unblock or die

2019-09-14 20:04:49 UTC  

I saw a good t-shirt at an anime convention in 2010 that was just Slowbro but he was dressed up like a typical frat bro of the time, polo shirt and khaki cargo shorts with a popped collar and a backwards hat drinking beer from a keg

2019-09-14 20:16:30 UTC  

marijuana, originally used to pacify uppity slaves, is today used to pacify uppity twitter slaves

2019-09-14 20:16:46 UTC  

Woah

2019-09-14 20:16:58 UTC  

Thats cutting edge stuff

2019-09-14 20:17:48 UTC  

yeah you should cut yourself to show your appreciation

2019-09-14 20:18:45 UTC  

If I wasn't high at all times I would probably be dead right now

2019-09-14 20:19:59 UTC  

What's the game with the Muslim loli? @GRUMPYGAMER

2019-09-14 20:22:00 UTC  

I have no idea

2019-09-14 20:22:33 UTC  

I haven't played a mainline pokemon since black and white 1

2019-09-14 20:23:20 UTC  

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2019-09-14 20:23:45 UTC  

The only time I've considered picking one up is the new let's go Eevee and Pikachu games because then you can get a melmetal

2019-09-14 20:24:01 UTC  

But I'm not about to spend $60 for a Pokemon on a phone game

2019-09-14 21:44:20 UTC  

this changed math rock as we know it

2019-09-14 21:44:45 UTC  

@allegory whose content is this

2019-09-14 22:05:41 UTC  

So I've been on about 6 Tinder dates now since moving to this area how fuck does it that the most traditional good woman who treats you good and isn't a total dog fucking nightmare turns out to be the one week off the boat African Bantu

2019-09-14 22:06:21 UTC  

go to church and talk to girl at church

2019-09-14 22:06:24 UTC  

I've been ghosting on her for a few weeks but I'm thinking of making something up as an excuse for why I haven't gotten back to her like at this point if the only way for me to pass on my genes to Future Generations is by injecting them into a Bantu princess I guess a niggahs got to do what a niggahs got to do

2019-09-14 22:17:28 UTC  

/ourguy/