Elevators are satanic contraptions

Same with escalators

That checks out, there was that one movie where the devil like possessed an elevator

Final Destination or something else?

No I think the whole premise was around the devil literally Haunting an elevator

I forget what it was called

It might have literally just been called the devil or something like that

Sounds like a Chinese elevator

Why can't people just use stairs

Or like that big elevator from Akira where it's just a huge platform that goes down nice and slow

I'm going to start seeing a shrink soon about hypochondria, like they had me run at Full Tilt on a treadmill with an EKG hooked up to me and then injected some crap in me to listen to my heart and map it out

So I doubt it's anything wrong with my heart

thick groggy post-nut feeling is hell why do that on purpose

What do you eat before getting that groggy feeling

I find it usually happens after eating a big greasy meal

Definitely greasy high carb food does that

My seed is like acid.

I wiped it on a dirty shirt, waited a week to wash it, and there was a massive hole in it afterwards

greencheat

cumsheet

dim goon is back!

Verify

@prim dim goon is better than dim u

Checks out

@garden the deal

^

^

@prim i don't jack off

You came @GRUMPYGAMER

@PCENGINEDUO

i don't have to take this from a n*mek

what did i miss

are there more faggots defending their gay child porn

@ßcuzzy yeah broheim says its not pedo because he Jack's off to a 300 year old dragon with the body of a toddler

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/tVZIKmEA5SFvFv7Qa6c7VvaYJwSNl7vbc10LxsUjzeo/https/cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344266019956850698/570675109463982083/VID-20190424-WA0011.mp4

@everyone harlemshakepoop.com

People who jack off to loli/shota

People whomst jack off to tomboys

You came fag