Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat
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oh yeah the cringe
> mother jones
do you think they thought it would be good for him if they pushed the video out there
I think so
It only makes him come off as condescending
And even worse when people know what the facts are
Meh. Show me a man who hasn’t at least tried to play in a band, and I’ll show you... an accountant
I never tried to play in a band, and I'm not an accountant.
Also, this has a similar feel to the "newly unearther" AOC dancing video.
Well, I never played but I was a karaoke terrorist
And I got laid by groupies lots
But yes, I was an accountant at one point👹🤣
It sounded awful.
Cat, I’m just glad that the very few records my and my friends attempts were back in the days of Betamax/vhs
Places would actually pay us to not show up
That’s hilarious
Try thrash metal punk lyrics going “a motherfucjer I may be, but the mother I fuck don’t belong to me...”
That sounds pretty lame
It was. And lucrative, except we mostly got paid in beer
It was indeed pretty bloody awful. On any dimensions
My dad was in a band. Some of the songs were alright. Most were weird.
My parents had the musical ability of the Dalek Boys Choir
I wasn’t much better
I don’t get the reference
Like, just a normal church choir in ability?
I can carry a tune these days if I liquidise it first and mix it with a smoothie
? Ok.
Oh. Those weird robot things.
Good for drumming?
Oh.
Yeah. Like the squid desert warfare squad. Highly trained.
Or, “if at first you don’t succeed... parachuting is possibly the wrong pastime for you”
Lol
Just a random thing as it’s late, and I’m a bit twisted right now
During the Second World War the brits notice that the Germans and yanks have trained parachutists
So they scramble to do the same
They send s Gurkha regiment for training, and the guys are told their first jump will be from only 300m
Lol. Only 300m?