Message from @Spanners

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2019-06-21 00:42:43 UTC  

And I didn't see it in theaters

2019-06-21 00:42:50 UTC  

shes gonna need to do some kegels

2019-06-21 00:43:16 UTC  

@scaevola i saw tangled with my friend. im 6'2 and he's 6'5

2019-06-21 00:43:20 UTC  

In fact, it's one of my lesser liked children's films

2019-06-21 00:43:36 UTC  

Tangled is pretty alright

2019-06-21 00:43:38 UTC  

we're both around 280lbs.

2019-06-21 00:43:41 UTC  

👌

2019-06-21 00:43:57 UTC  

lol two linesmen in a disney movie

2019-06-21 00:44:08 UTC  

but yea it was decent

2019-06-21 00:44:30 UTC  

Christ urr a big boi

2019-06-21 00:44:37 UTC  

haha my name dont lie

2019-06-21 00:44:56 UTC  

got those good genes lol

2019-06-21 00:45:24 UTC  

Im gonna take some children from a playground before I watch the next childrens movie I wanna watch. Less awkward that way.

2019-06-21 00:45:34 UTC  

haha

2019-06-21 00:46:05 UTC  

Lies. If movies have taught me anything, it's that big guys are always named "Little" or "Tiny"

2019-06-21 00:46:24 UTC  

haha movies lie

2019-06-21 00:46:38 UTC  

*whaaat?*

2019-06-21 00:46:48 UTC  

tho my name is from being in social circles where there were two guys named travis

2019-06-21 00:47:16 UTC  

i had foreman who was also named travis. he was 5'3 140lbs

2019-06-21 00:47:34 UTC  

so ppl would always ask, big travis or little travis?

2019-06-21 00:47:59 UTC  

I once was in a group where I shared the same name with 3 other guys. To show off our creativity we just enumerated ourselves

2019-06-21 00:48:09 UTC  

haha amazing

2019-06-21 00:50:04 UTC  

i hang out with the football team here at Cal, and one of the guys asked me why i worked out so much, because if it wasnt for football he would just veg out.

2019-06-21 00:50:19 UTC  

i was like cuz i like being strong

2019-06-21 00:51:45 UTC  

I hope Madatory releases a behemoth of a video like 2 hours long to put us all in our places

2019-06-21 00:52:00 UTC  

🍿

2019-06-21 00:52:03 UTC  

ready

2019-06-21 00:53:37 UTC  

Has he ever explained why we would lie to him? Trying to trick him into believing he was a libertarian if he really wasnt?

2019-06-21 00:53:57 UTC  

no, he never responds when we ask him

2019-06-21 00:55:09 UTC  

well he'll show us. You are a god damn anarchist @Big T wether you know it or not

2019-06-21 00:56:15 UTC  

haha i guess my limited government views were really fascistic anarchism

2019-06-21 00:56:50 UTC  

I think that is rather obvious to the rest of us

2019-06-21 01:57:06 UTC  

How many hate crimes were committed while I was away?

2019-06-21 01:57:15 UTC  

all of them

2019-06-21 01:57:31 UTC  

Sounds like we're gonna need a federal prosecutor

2019-06-21 01:57:41 UTC  

more like a special prosecutor

2019-06-21 01:57:45 UTC  

SHIIIEEEEETTT

2019-06-21 01:58:16 UTC  

more like a "special" prosecutor

2019-06-21 01:58:28 UTC  

speshul

2019-06-21 01:58:35 UTC  

Special Prosecutor ERIC "FAST & FURIOUS (In the Bed)" HOLDER coming right up