Message from @Spanners

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2019-06-21 00:33:59 UTC  

So you dont wanna see lesbian Mary Sue beat up 100 guys with her black lover in the cinema? You must be the kind of radical the NYT warned me about.

2019-06-21 00:34:38 UTC  

Naw, I like movies with black folks in them! Just look at Blazing Saddles!

2019-06-21 00:35:45 UTC  

No you understood perfectly what I ment! No black people in movies at all. Just like in real live.

2019-06-21 00:35:46 UTC  

I think the last movie I saw at a theater was Incredibles 2

2019-06-21 00:36:08 UTC  

bro that movie was a dissapointment

2019-06-21 00:36:30 UTC  

I'm seeing toy story 4 tmmrw

2019-06-21 00:36:35 UTC  

I will report

2019-06-21 00:36:38 UTC  

my story?

2019-06-21 00:36:47 UTC  

🤔

2019-06-21 00:36:50 UTC  

haha

2019-06-21 00:36:51 UTC  

Fucc

2019-06-21 00:36:51 UTC  

😛

2019-06-21 00:36:56 UTC  

im famous

2019-06-21 00:37:29 UTC  

I became very suspicious about Incredibles 2 when I first saw the trailers. The whole thing had Left-Hollywood's fingerprints all over it

2019-06-21 00:38:27 UTC  

We all just Wana bang elastigirl

2019-06-21 00:39:43 UTC  

How old are you CompanyMan?

2019-06-21 00:39:52 UTC  

this isnt troll

2019-06-21 00:39:57 UTC  

23 1/2

2019-06-21 00:40:02 UTC  

I think

2019-06-21 00:40:16 UTC  

Yup

2019-06-21 00:41:04 UTC  

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has to think about that. Past 21 it becomes meaningless for a while

2019-06-21 00:41:16 UTC  

Also, it's hard for me to count that high

2019-06-21 00:41:30 UTC  

I'm just picturing a 23 year old guy going alone to the movies and sitting in the middle of all these children thinking about how hot elastigirl is

2019-06-21 00:41:46 UTC  

she is hot though

2019-06-21 00:41:50 UTC  

lol

2019-06-21 00:42:02 UTC  

I mean, would that be so wrong?

2019-06-21 00:42:08 UTC  

She IS pretty bangin.

2019-06-21 00:42:17 UTC  

idk elasticgirl sounds a bit loose

2019-06-21 00:42:24 UTC  

She can tighten

2019-06-21 00:42:27 UTC  

;)

2019-06-21 00:42:27 UTC  

i hope so

2019-06-21 00:42:28 UTC  

haha

2019-06-21 00:42:38 UTC  

Nah elastic means she always tightens back up

2019-06-21 00:42:43 UTC  
2019-06-21 00:42:43 UTC  

And I didn't see it in theaters

2019-06-21 00:42:50 UTC  

shes gonna need to do some kegels

2019-06-21 00:43:16 UTC  

@scaevola i saw tangled with my friend. im 6'2 and he's 6'5

2019-06-21 00:43:20 UTC  

In fact, it's one of my lesser liked children's films

2019-06-21 00:43:36 UTC  

Tangled is pretty alright

2019-06-21 00:43:38 UTC  

we're both around 280lbs.

2019-06-21 00:43:41 UTC  

👌