Message from @Avald

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2019-09-05 07:45:49 UTC  

I'll be doing a 4-hour interview with lunch provided on white board and stuff.

2019-09-05 07:46:11 UTC  

I'm sure I'll be quizzed on different technical questions and then be asked to break it down.

2019-09-05 07:46:33 UTC  

white board eh? sounds pretty similar

2019-09-05 07:47:20 UTC  

for software devs they give you some oddball scenario and ask you to devise an algorithm or program to address it.

2019-09-05 07:47:43 UTC  

if youve had that many interviews, then it sounds like very promising

2019-09-05 07:47:55 UTC  

they wouldnt keep asking you if they didnt like what they see

2019-09-05 07:48:54 UTC  

This is true. This is for a Junior Network Engineer position. I applied because of an online friend I know who originally was in this position before he moved due to family reasons. He said that they're a good bunch and are extremely reasonable with what to expect out of a Junior.

2019-09-05 07:49:37 UTC  

Which makes me happy because a Junior is not supposed to have an Expert level certification, and 5-years experience...

2019-09-05 07:49:51 UTC  

Some applications I come across. Phew.

2019-09-05 07:50:55 UTC  

lol the ones written by some HR person who hears "it would nice if they had this" from the lead dev and translates it to "must have"

2019-09-05 07:52:39 UTC  

Exactly.

2019-09-05 07:53:02 UTC  

I know it's a checklist, and *would* be nice, but you can't reasonably expect someone shooting for Junior role to have.

2019-09-05 07:53:12 UTC  

I think a tad over is fine, but it should be somewhere in the same galaxy.

2019-09-05 07:53:38 UTC  

pretty much.

2019-09-05 07:53:42 UTC  

Not: 10 years experience, Masters, and every certification known to man.

2019-09-05 07:53:48 UTC  

Pay? $5/hr.

2019-09-05 07:53:59 UTC  

the worst are where hr uses a site that screens applications out that dont have those exact requirements

2019-09-05 07:54:18 UTC  

must have 40 years experience in java

2019-09-05 07:54:41 UTC  

or w/e the networking equiv is

2019-09-05 07:54:54 UTC  

must have 10 years experience in a system that is 4 years old

2019-09-05 07:56:12 UTC  

you aren't a real dev until you make your own time machine 😉

2019-09-05 07:57:04 UTC  

lol i wouldnt put it past someone to make that an interview question

2019-09-05 07:57:38 UTC  

>must have 10 years experience in a system that is 4 years old

2019-09-05 07:57:45 UTC  

I came across an application similar to this.

2019-09-05 07:57:51 UTC  

lol really?

2019-09-05 07:57:54 UTC  

The technology or vendor was only about 2 years old.

2019-09-05 07:57:59 UTC  

They asked for about 5 IIRC.

2019-09-05 07:58:02 UTC  

LOOL

2019-09-05 07:58:15 UTC  

It's like, uh... Alright?

2019-09-05 07:58:20 UTC  

I guess I'll go fuck myself then.

2019-09-05 07:58:31 UTC  

Time to devise that time machine Big!

2019-09-05 08:00:23 UTC  

lol you could probably meander some naiive concept of one.

2019-09-05 08:00:47 UTC  

most of those types of questions are to take a look at your thought process when problem solving

2019-09-05 08:01:34 UTC  

maybe something to do with acceleration and gravity

2019-09-05 08:01:51 UTC  

Makes sense. Explains some of those Google interview questions.

2019-09-05 08:02:42 UTC  

yup. how many quarters would you need to stack to reach the empire state building, or how many golf balls will fit in a school bus

2019-09-05 08:02:52 UTC  

you dont even have to get the right answer

2019-09-05 08:07:14 UTC  

Man, get this. My very first IT interview, and it was for an obscure position. The application was absolutely garbage. I pulled teeth, but found out they wanted a jack of all trades who could do Help Desk, Networking, and System Admin shit with Active Directory and Microsoft. The starting pay was $13/hr and when I asked what their max limit was it was $17/hr and for the COL of the area that's still garbage.

2019-09-05 08:07:54 UTC  

I didn't get the position, but it's probably because my expression came across as: "you have to be fucking with me right now."

2019-09-05 08:08:04 UTC  

I probably came off as snarky, lmao.

2019-09-05 08:08:11 UTC  

LOL rightly so