Betrand Russell lived a long time

considering that i don't encounter them ever, i don't really have any feelings beyond a general distaste

dude 1 guy lived long, after abusing his body, thing is most everyone else will not have the luck of having such a healthy body, most everyone else will die, suffering in pain while doing so, for years in advance

Of course you're a smoker, Kevin

Tbh, the lung cancer is one of the biggest perks.

Everyone dies, and lung cancer is a pretty big perk.

I have a coworker who smokes like a chimney, and it really wouldn't bother me if the smell wasn't so overwhelming

explain this "theory"

this "perk", got to see this grade A BS

@Old Man Hound who hurt you?

Clown World is awful. Smoking both makes it slightly more bearable *AND* decreases your time in it.

👆

And it only shaves off the last years.

After your family has abandoned you and you're not having kids.

And your only sexual activity is being molested by nursing staff.

not like smokers deserve kids, what with them handicapping the kids

@Catboi Life man. Life. *TAKES DRAG ON PIPE AND STARES*

smoking gives asthma to kids, making them wimpy, on top of killing some brain cells, and therefore turning them dumber

ergo handicapping them

I sort of see your point Avald, but you'd have to practically be giving them a cigarette to do that yeah?

Make them smoke pipes or hookahs.

no need, just smoke around them constantly, that is enough

Well don't smoke around them constantly then.

Go sit out on the porch with them and explain how they'll be alone forever once you die so they can get some warm air and sunshine.

I mean you're assuming some pretty negligant behavior from parents here.

well considering that smokers are retarded enough to smoke, why should i not just assume that their judgement isn't impaired in just that regard?

I feel like if that's the bar you are setting for the definition of retarded you catch a lot of fish in that net.

its why i consider the chinese retarded even if they have a higher average iq than white people

60%+ of their male population (regularly) smokes

You better not say that to their faces in a couple years when we're all in the salt mines.

@Avald
Sounds like smokers are just high IQ.

are you telling me that asians are superior to caucasians kevin?

And you're a mongol rapebaby with GRIDS.

Define "superior."

übermensch compared to white people...

Then no.

Obviously not.

ergo smoking is something the übermenschen won't do

No...?

I feel like some pretty good smoking arguments have been made.