I like royalty, tbh.

Duke of Ohio has a nice ring to it.

Sounds too Dixie-ish...

Gay.

King of Ohio

Grand Poobah?

Have you ever thought about being a mafia boss?

@Nutz
And be around Italians all day?

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Who said anything about it being an Italian mafia

?

I prefer associating with white people, tbh.

@Nutz
Danny Green was based AF...

You could be the duke of Ohio and be a mafia boss

And drink all day

Honestly, if it weren't for my severely fucked up back, I've been thinking about retreading recently...

Oh you were talking about Danny Greene?

Danny Green is a basketball player

Oh, did he spell it wrong?

Couldn't remember.

Irish so probably

Also, he was an Ohioan, thank you very much.

Irish American

Just say "master race."

The drinking now makes sense

Living in Clown World didn't explain it for you?

I’m of similar genetic stock. Irish Anglo with some German mixed in

Lol. Basically my exact mix.

Are you my brother...?

Probably not

Lol.

But mock the drinking all you want.

I’m right there with ya on that one

I can’t escape my people’s love of the drink

You pronuptualist fags are gonna marry some chick who just gets fatter and fatter while leeching all your money and aborting your kids because you got in a fight.

And I'm just gonna be chilling with my old friend Al.

Just make sure Al is chill

He is.

In the freezer right now in fact.

Lol

Actually, I prefer my beer warm tbh.