Darn

So what's a high status job where you can drink all day?

Royalty?

Best selling author?

Either of those would work.

Porn Star?

Where do I apply for those?

@Nutz
>porn
>high status

<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

Degenerate.

I’m just spitballing here

I am bound to throw out some bad ones

True enough.

I got it!

Are you any good at gambling?

I like royalty, tbh.

Duke of Ohio has a nice ring to it.

Sounds too Dixie-ish...

Gay.

King of Ohio

Grand Poobah?

Have you ever thought about being a mafia boss?

@Nutz
And be around Italians all day?

<:blondeDisgust:622971427410149386>

Who said anything about it being an Italian mafia

?

I prefer associating with white people, tbh.

@Nutz
Danny Green was based AF...

You could be the duke of Ohio and be a mafia boss

And drink all day

Honestly, if it weren't for my severely fucked up back, I've been thinking about retreading recently...

Oh you were talking about Danny Greene?

Danny Green is a basketball player

Oh, did he spell it wrong?

Couldn't remember.

Irish so probably

Also, he was an Ohioan, thank you very much.

Irish American

Just say "master race."

The drinking now makes sense

Living in Clown World didn't explain it for you?