@xi jinping

He did it, the absolute madman

Small exchanges between me and "family"

Is that you in the gray shirt ?

It's more like a green but yeah

Lol. That’s kind of a weeby pose.

But...it's adorable right?

Lol, the TDS is strong with this one

@SteelandSouls maybe....😉

@yuma_8 You are not wrong.

You hear that @Deleted User? Up your smexy game, scrub.

Yes. The derangement syndrome is strong

The government’s still shut down? I haven’t been paying attention at all

I don’t even care. Lol.

Apparently, it will delay our tax returns but...eh

Society hasn’t collapsed yet.

@yuma_8 You haven't noticed because you see government officials like Pelosi vacationing in Hawaii so everything must be fine

It took the CA tax board until October to give me my return in 2017. Don’t tell me about delays.

They're real quick to take the money though, ain't they?

Oh yeah

Gotta pay the poop scoopers after all

If anyone there was smart, they would repurpose all that crap into compost and resell it

🤢

Can't get too grossed about by that since manure is the same thing from cows

Compost from human dung sounds... wrong

Yeah, but people poo is nastier.

But what do I know, I work in cubicle

So does Pasta with ketchup and mayo but I'm still curious

Yeah that’s gross too

I'm just saying. Repurposing the waste makes it not a waste. Otherwise Silicon Valley will become Shit Hill

Too late for that

It already is

Well right but I mean literally. Not talking about the people there

Aw! I'm an idiot. I missed a good opportunity to call it Crapitol Hill

Crap-it-all Hill

There's a lot of different ways I can pull this