The only thing a feminist should hear is ‘take these inches’. Lol

"off your thighs"

Lol

*said while grabbing them*

Ok. I need to piss off and go dig a foxhole

She looks flabulous!

Lol

Just so I can kick y’all out of it😬👹

digging a foxhole sounds like a euphemism for talking to the wife about something uncomfortable for you lol

did you steal her double A batteries from her nightstand again? lol

Talk? Why would we do that when she can’t speak English?

you make a good point

no talking if there's no understanding lol

And anyway, she’s always found one inch at a time (multiple times over! At least a dozen!) to be fine

Sex food sleep. What else does a man need? Lol

more food

At least... I took the moaning noise to be a happy sound.

More offspring

That would mean less food

I'll settle for more

a workshop with a CNC machine? lol

what for? No idea. Just be cool to have it

bumblefuck around on it

I do think she smuggled her young nephew under her burka one night, but hey, no line call, no foul!

Not much more happy moaning than usual anyway

How does a Muslim man tell if a woman is attractive?

he asks his camel

He tells her , fool!

Thread count!

god damn it lol

Why else do you think Persians are so obsessed with fabric?

Best to munch tasty carpets?

Then you need to explain why this is called an Afghan

Or at least, artistically diverting ones while you are otherwise engaged

That’s not a frikkin Afghan.
I can see the IED from here, and they are much more cunning

What? You can find that?

I mean....what IEDs?

Poke the bottom left corner.. just wait until I’ve gone for lunch

Let me know when you've gone for launch so I can lunch it

Getting into bed with wife now . Ought to be sufficient protection. Night all,

You lucky guy lol