in white chalk

**banned from twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr even though use none of these**

What does "leave unattended" mean exactly? Left behind or just placed next to the sink while washing their hands?

lol who's even using tumblr?

maybe the owner was raptured

They found it the same way PETA found that dog

wouldn't be surprised if someone stole it from the owner

OH NO this gun is just sitting here...menacingly

Looked it up, it actually was left behind in the bathroom! (See link in <#266401012967931905> )

odd that'd he'd sit on the thing and not keep it in its holster

Some people who carry handguns have a habit of unholstering it and setting it on the back of the toilet rather than dealing with it clattering to the floor when they have to pull their pants/belt down. Then they forget it there.

@Lord Zedd Can you get a Smirk(tm) bumpstock?

only in MAGA country

At what point does your face overheat, and how quickly can you swap out lips?
Is there a point you WANT hot lips?

Or best calibre dentures?

I don't Loretta Swit was kind of hot in her day

“Top 15 tips for bang for your orthodontic buck!”

The click bait is endless, I’m off to set up a site!!

Lol

Fatness, winner of the hunger games

Well there no way to not be racist

This is fucking crazy town

Well he's not really black, so he is racist as well.

because racist = white

hmmm good think he's black or he'd be in the shit for saying niggers with the hard r...wait

hes a major believer in the one drop rule. shared a needle with a black dude, and now hes black

trying to find that tweet so I can read the replies, scrolling 3 pages and so far I've gotten through 5 hours of his tweets, who fucking tweets that much?

lol

tweetsIsLife

haha omg how did i not see this already??

yeah but its still funny

i just posted to the UC berkeley discord. lets see what happens

its the EE/CS discord, but still we'll see

It’s practically an exact match

lol right? even down to the attitude

@I Know a Fat Guy I like how it's always assumed the person will get angry if they're called racist, as if they're playing their leftist rules