Message from @aguyyouknow

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2019-03-09 19:37:51 UTC  

I mean, where's his Kenyan birth certificate? Why are all the photos of him in his youth in Hawaii?

2019-03-09 19:38:57 UTC  

Democrats can't handle the fact that Obama was actually born in evil America

2019-03-09 19:50:03 UTC  

I heard that Obama and Hillary read and appreciated the book of a huwhite male whose parents were from Russia

2019-03-09 19:52:04 UTC  

#collusion

2019-03-09 19:54:06 UTC  

wasn't it Hillary who started the whole birther thing?

2019-03-09 19:54:35 UTC  

Hillary's campaign iirc yeah

2019-03-09 19:56:06 UTC  

L O N G F O R M B I R T H C E R T I F I C A T E

2019-03-09 19:56:38 UTC  

(((Birth))) certificate

2019-03-09 20:11:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/554033446931005442/received_391696084960726.png

2019-03-09 20:27:56 UTC  

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2019-03-09 20:39:06 UTC  

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2019-03-09 20:39:41 UTC  

@micamike45 the lesbian part is the only good part

2019-03-09 20:39:44 UTC  

😋 😋 😋

2019-03-09 21:21:23 UTC  

As far as I understand it, the 'Obama was born in Kenya' started because the Hillary campaign found out that he had lied about being from Kenya when he applied for college, because at the time being a foreigner would have helped him more for admissions than just being black, and he was a shitty enough student that he needed all the help he could get.

2019-03-09 21:21:59 UTC  

I don't know where to find any evidence that he actually lied on college admissions though.

2019-03-09 21:26:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/554052467633946641/79b7736c-ead5-4d07-b14e-bd0f7a0e9ad6.png

2019-03-09 21:27:40 UTC  

wtf

2019-03-09 21:28:56 UTC  

that is a pretty bad ass umbrella maybe that's how you get around losing man points for carrying one

2019-03-09 22:16:14 UTC  

we had a very similar scare on my campus with the same type of umbrella back when I was in college

2019-03-09 22:16:28 UTC  

though I think they at least correctly identified that it looked like a sword, if I remember correctly

2019-03-09 22:16:34 UTC  

either way, it was pretty, uh... dumb

2019-03-09 23:08:23 UTC  

it'd be even cooler if it was also one of those umbrellas that hides a sword

2019-03-09 23:13:00 UTC  

"Oh no, you're mistaken good sir, this is only an umbrella" *your honor is challenged* "actually it is a sword"

2019-03-09 23:13:56 UTC  

*starts to rain*

2019-03-09 23:56:39 UTC  

You can also just get umbrellas that are durable as shit, to the point where you can block bats and stand on them

2019-03-10 01:46:55 UTC  

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2019-03-10 01:58:21 UTC  

to be fair, the purpose of the UN was for the member states to uphold the ruuurus. And then nobody did
Just like the Leage of Nations
What a surprise

2019-03-10 01:59:10 UTC  

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2019-03-10 02:00:54 UTC  

that was the purpose?
I thought it was something something socialism

2019-03-10 02:01:18 UTC  

i-it's not socialism bigot. It's just redistribution of wealth done by the government :^)

2019-03-10 02:07:27 UTC  

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2019-03-10 03:08:58 UTC  

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2019-03-10 03:20:22 UTC  

^fuck that movie.

2019-03-10 03:24:42 UTC  

"an aggressive approach to countering online criticism"
NAHAHA I CAN'T HEAR YOU AND IF I CAN'T HEAR YOU MY MOVIE IS GOOD

2019-03-10 03:26:41 UTC  

I hate the all CM bullshit is taking attention away from more important things

2019-03-10 03:26:50 UTC  

Endgame comes out in like a month

2019-03-10 03:35:58 UTC  

They forgot to change criticism to a word that makes them sound like the good guys like "harassment"

2019-03-10 03:36:44 UTC  

and to blame Trump and Gamergate

2019-03-10 05:08:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/554168720822501397/50115168_3192298290795680_2162877382678845592_n.jpg

2019-03-10 05:17:44 UTC  

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