I mean, lightly touching a kid's shoulder when you're bringing them on stage is pretty common.

But he would be wise to stay 5ft from all children for now

Are we really comparing having a hand on a kid's shoulder to pedo apologia?

Please tell me I've misinterpreted what's being implied here because this is the dumbest shit I've read in some time

@micamike45

what if indeed 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

These things give me a headache.

How to Realize *You're* the Extremist 101

No, it is the children that are wrong!

Guys guys guys

tru

it's almost as if vivian is a dumb cunt

Did anyone see the Netflix documentary about flat earthers?

They're all wrong... the Earth is shaped like an triangular flute.

the earth is a donut

It says Earth is stationary, and yet flat earthers explain gravity by claiming that we are experiencing constant acceleration.

Actually most reject gravity altogether and create some buoyancy and density thing that is basically gravity but lets them ignore the constant pull of gravity

They get mad if you say they think the Earth is constantly accelerating

Huh

I should say that then. I like pissing them off

Probably because even they realize how stupid that sounds.

unless you're also a creationist, assuming the earth is constantly accelerating means we would have broken the speed of light by now

Actually that would still be the case even if you were a creationist

speed of light= 3.00×10⁸ 9.8m/s acceleration over 6000yrs=1.8 x 10^12

And isn't the supposed acceleration a not insignificant amount?

it would be exactly the same as the acceleration of gravity, 9.8m/s. It was part of Einstein's work that observing gravity working on you vs being subject to acceleration are basically indistinguishable mathematically.

the real kicker is explaining how the hell something is generating that much *thrust*

any of you sense the bullshit or can fact check this? I'm researching now, but would like some guidance from anyone here who's better informed.