Message from @micamike45

Discord ID: 570050529850556433


2019-04-22 14:34:30 UTC  

Yes. Its close enough though

2019-04-22 14:34:40 UTC  

I suppose

2019-04-22 18:41:59 UTC  

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2019-04-22 18:51:27 UTC  

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2019-04-22 18:53:14 UTC  

So you can honk honk while you honk honk.

2019-04-22 19:12:21 UTC  

@Niknar84 when will plants get their me too moment?

Forceful reproduction is a crime.

2019-04-22 19:13:36 UTC  

That's not a reference to the story of harvey weinstein jacking off into a plant while making someone watch?

2019-04-22 19:18:35 UTC  

No. I actually fucked up the joke. It was supposed to be how whenever you have allergies you can accuse a plant of raping you.

2019-04-22 19:18:55 UTC  

It was in response to niknar's photo

2019-04-22 21:53:25 UTC  

When you breathe in pollen a plant is technically nose raping you

2019-04-22 22:17:34 UTC  

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2019-04-22 22:18:10 UTC  

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2019-04-22 22:19:25 UTC  

The geographical illiteracy isn't even the worst part of that post

2019-04-22 22:20:56 UTC  

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2019-04-22 22:39:50 UTC  

are italians really white? 🤔

2019-04-22 22:40:26 UTC  

Nah, given their past election results , they actually care about their culture, history, and people

2019-04-22 22:41:22 UTC  

And therefore aren’t white

2019-04-22 22:42:31 UTC  

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2019-04-23 00:50:52 UTC  

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2019-04-23 00:57:05 UTC  

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2019-04-23 00:57:17 UTC  

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2019-04-23 13:07:01 UTC  

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2019-04-23 13:27:28 UTC  

Sounds like victim blaming, Washington Post.
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2019-04-23 13:35:48 UTC  

Hey man, you know what really whips those racist white nationalists into a self righteous fervor? Seeing a bunch of. . .brown Sri Lankans get murdered for their religion.

2019-04-23 13:36:29 UTC  

God, why does the alt right have to be so focused on race and all?

2019-04-23 14:25:32 UTC  

This was the Washington posts original headline for this article:

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2019-04-23 14:28:36 UTC  

people don't like being punched in the face?

2019-04-23 14:32:27 UTC  

I can't wait for the Washington Post to die in the darkness it created.

2019-04-23 14:32:41 UTC  

maybe that explains my bad luck in the dating scene

2019-04-23 14:37:14 UTC  

Maybe. Maybe not. Who knows

2019-04-23 15:47:17 UTC  

@C1PHER

Wow, *"Sri Lanka Bombings Stoke Far-Right,"* I'm truly impressed, littersly the next day and WaPo already knew the alt-reich had risen up and take over the world, but mysteriously **NOBODY** noticed.
Damn, that's some investigatin' there. Almost like they had the story **before** the thing happened. 😠😠😠😠

2019-04-23 15:58:12 UTC  

Its like AdLibs, <important event> caused <political demographic you don't like> to <thing you don't like>

2019-04-23 17:35:32 UTC  

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2019-04-23 17:49:09 UTC  

Boy a second round of French revolution sure sounds good right now.

2019-04-23 17:54:37 UTC  

They need to restore the monarchy

2019-04-23 17:57:09 UTC  

I think Napoleon's great great great great grandson is still around claiming to be the rightful king of France

2019-04-23 18:11:15 UTC  

I’m not saying we need another crusade, but I really love that crusade’s aesthetic and we should return to it

2019-04-23 18:29:10 UTC  

Kinda funny how Mosques just look like fancy prisons with all the watch towers