Message from @Spanners

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2019-06-01 03:46:22 UTC  

I imagine the guy who saved everyone was promptly arrested and had his gun privileges taken away for daring to have a firearm in a gun free zone

2019-06-01 03:46:37 UTC  

No, he was a cop.

2019-06-01 03:47:21 UTC  

<:npc:502497359419408384> “Thats no excuse”

2019-06-01 03:49:23 UTC  

also note the gun he used was a 45, bet they focus on his "silencer" and magazine capacity

2019-06-01 03:50:39 UTC  

6 bullets are too many! Let's make it 5! Rinse and repeat.

2019-06-01 03:52:38 UTC  

<:npc:502497359419408384> “You only need one bullet to take a life! Ban bullets!”

2019-06-01 03:55:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/584228483266510850/Heavy_Metal_Stops.png

2019-06-01 04:27:38 UTC  

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2019-06-01 04:34:24 UTC  

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2019-06-01 04:34:33 UTC  

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2019-06-01 04:59:51 UTC  

That's amusing considering we used Salesforce before jumping ship to ServiceNOW.

2019-06-01 05:00:07 UTC  

I hope their company burns.

2019-06-01 05:00:27 UTC  

Also, Daily Dot, less degeneracy!

2019-06-01 05:11:54 UTC  

@Ragglefraggle07
That Salesforce thing led to a new clause in Daetslov; Basically, this whatever his name is would go to prison for 2Ø years.

2019-06-01 05:14:12 UTC  

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2019-06-01 05:15:38 UTC  

🤣🤣🤣🤣

2019-06-01 06:09:56 UTC  

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2019-06-01 09:27:40 UTC  

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2019-06-01 12:23:44 UTC  

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2019-06-01 13:13:01 UTC  

So the movie Booksmart has a scene where the two main characters are dolls

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/584368811294064640/unknown.png

2019-06-01 13:13:08 UTC  

But then, you know... reality

2019-06-01 13:13:14 UTC  

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2019-06-01 13:13:20 UTC  

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2019-06-01 13:13:26 UTC  

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2019-06-01 13:14:49 UTC  

🤔

2019-06-01 16:06:15 UTC  

She could if she wasn’t a pig

2019-06-01 16:19:20 UTC  

🐽

2019-06-01 16:35:01 UTC  

"I eat all I want, ignore exercise entirely and imagine myself a 10" ---- Modern western women.

2019-06-01 16:37:57 UTC  

eh...some modern western women but not most

2019-06-01 16:40:44 UTC  

America, home of diabetus.

2019-06-01 16:44:55 UTC  

don't no one know about diabetes, we call it the suga's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVHEIza-8g

2019-06-01 19:47:53 UTC  

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2019-06-01 19:51:20 UTC  

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2019-06-01 19:55:01 UTC  

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2019-06-01 19:55:47 UTC  

🤣🤣🤣🤣
¿What if getting laid is a side goal? 🤔

2019-06-01 22:49:33 UTC  

@RuRu you forgert the part where the brown/red haired girl is much flatter than the doll

2019-06-01 22:52:48 UTC  

...well..I guess that's one way of fixing a problem...

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