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there's not one straight road there

Seems legit, why can't something like a street be many orientations at once in clown world? With cars going the wrong way in a one way road, streets that awkwardly/illogically transition into something you can't drive on and vice versa, and most importantly things that aren't streets at all that people claim are streets and use as such

I think I got proxy aids from looking at that sign.

i know i got autism

That's what you get for getting vaccinated... smh

Internet doing its usual thing with the Dallas courthouse shooter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9Txpy7XUAAwDKf?format=jpg&name=900x900

He looks like a dork.

He attacked a building that had armed people inside of it and nobody died

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9UHifIX4AAJjPo?format=png&name=900x900

That guy looks like a Call Of Duty enlistee reject.

I trust gas station sushi more than government

germany is one again the den of degeneracy

"legal if it does not provoke public scandal"
Might be the first time I've seen that

us Italians gotta think of decorum

*it's legal, as long as you don't get caught*

this may explain the 2,000 years of terrible governing 🤔

Drinks are a human right darn it!

Legal for minors is an interesting standard.

Siblings can fuck all they like as long as they are below the age of consent, huh?

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1140964111972519936