Nice. Simple.

Maple?

lol and here i was being a smart ass

no oak and hickory

Ah even better.

turns out i wasnt far off

thats the shape longswords generally take

straight and pointy

got it 😛

Nah those Middle Ages dudes were pretty aware of the Christian symbology of the sword bud ;^)

there are many things that go into the weight of swords

haha damn i got beat by several centuries

metal mainly

distil taper, taper, fuller, and more

those help keep it light

@pokemon_fetish

a dude added on to my question

they do need them

here it is

lol even included my edgy street comment

I made sure it included my river comment

haha

Tf does wir mussen mean?

we must

Am I a boomer?

Oh

its german

and yes

ya boomer

Oh well. Time to get divorced and buy a sports car I guess.

hell yes!

just in time for the new supra to release

But I LIKE my family

keep it

My kids are so cute, I don't want to only see them every other weekend...

aww

I know something about being a father considering I helped raise a 11 yo named Sylvia

the story is actually kind of depressing

awww

I found her passed out in the Fast Food restaurant I worked in