im dying

"smarticles" -_- wut

... *¿WE HAVE TAPES?* 😁😁😁😁

you tell us

probably recorded in beta max

*"Smarticles "* Something my kids say meaning *smart.* You *clearly* don't have kids.
That's a shame.

ah shit, youve procreated?

Kids make life worth living...

was it not worth living before?

AH sHIT yOUVE PReoCraTEd LOL

o shit he spread the stupid

but really is it not worth living before then?

seems pretty shitty to me right now but i don't have kids so

what do i know

they can def be a purpose in life, but for real, life is worth living on its own

but please, continue to lecture us Creepy Uncle Carry

All I want to do is hold my (nonexistant) wife every night

its even more creepy when he talks about kids

...
I don't mind you comming after ***me*** so much but ¿comming after my kids? "𝘐𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘏𝘈𝘋 𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘋𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘠 𝘈𝘛 𝘈𝘓𝘓, 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘋 𝘋𝘖 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙𝘚𝘌𝘓𝘍 𝘈 𝘍𝘈𝘝𝘖𝘙 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙏 𝐒𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄!"
I have said that since any if you on right now we're born. It really was about time.

lol are you telling us to go kill ourselves now?

youve lost it bro

I have committed suicide, Im still here, Checkmate bitch

hes too tough to die

I'm as incompetent as a Muslim terrorist

tsk tsk

lol

I would say that they all have walls and decent rulers

@Big T @uncephalized

cool cross

its called a cruciform sword

Nice. Simple.

Maple?

lol and here i was being a smart ass

no oak and hickory

Ah even better.

turns out i wasnt far off

thats the shape longswords generally take

straight and pointy