Message from @AlexandertheBased

Discord ID: 599837334950903808


2019-07-14 05:23:07 UTC  

Aus is really big but it's almost entirely desert so basically useless

2019-07-14 05:24:12 UTC  

I could always pretend to be aboriginal and try and claim some land

2019-07-14 05:24:28 UTC  

seems to work well enough when ever there's important roads that need to be built

2019-07-14 05:24:56 UTC  

lol yeah if youre white that woudlnt work out so well for you

2019-07-14 05:25:07 UTC  

but most of the blacks here aren't really that black

2019-07-14 05:25:08 UTC  

I just hide under the canopy

2019-07-14 05:25:13 UTC  

at most they are halfcast

2019-07-14 05:25:40 UTC  

and apparently I have black uncles or something that's as much claim as I've seen some make

2019-07-14 05:27:34 UTC  

oh how unfortunate

2019-07-14 05:28:08 UTC  

I never saw the point in trying to claim gibs

2019-07-14 05:28:17 UTC  

I dont see any moral basis for having them, really

2019-07-14 05:29:33 UTC  

lol funny we were talking about Joan Rivers ERB uploaded a new rap battle with Joan Rivers in it

2019-07-14 05:33:14 UTC  

COUNTRY ROOOADDDDDSS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/599835779165847583/IMG_20190605_205752.jpg

2019-07-14 05:33:43 UTC  

taaaake me hoooome

2019-07-14 05:33:59 UTC  

every time someone posts a horizon that is not littered with mountains or blanketed with ocean it wigs me out

2019-07-14 05:34:48 UTC  

the opposite for me, my home town is shaped like a sink hole unless you're on the very edge the only thing you'd ever see was the town

2019-07-14 05:35:12 UTC  

then I moved away now I see mountains in the distance it's still a bit weird

2019-07-14 05:36:07 UTC  
2019-07-14 05:38:57 UTC  

V nice i like mountains i just dont see them at all so they are quite a special treat to see in person

2019-07-14 05:39:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/599837334141141002/IMG_20190502_150951.jpg

2019-07-14 05:40:36 UTC  

Aus doesn't have very many tall mountains everything's pretty much all worn down

2019-07-14 05:50:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/599840112041394186/PANO_20190531_150744.jpg

2019-07-14 07:42:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/599868298544283648/FB_IMG_1563061302452.jpg

2019-07-14 12:02:13 UTC  

"wife"? 🤔 that's a little boy...

2019-07-14 12:03:46 UTC  

It was taken when she was growing up. . .as a little boy. Don't be a transphobe mate.

2019-07-14 12:04:33 UTC  

Wow, the idea that someone would say that seriously makes me sad.

2019-07-14 12:05:08 UTC  

"growing up"? the raid is meant to be in September

2019-07-14 12:05:31 UTC  

linear time is a thing

2019-07-14 12:05:56 UTC  

xe's trans-age

2019-07-14 12:06:00 UTC  

like most raids it's going to end in disaster after hours of trying

2019-07-14 12:07:47 UTC  

I was going to say the narration is from much farther in the future, but the trans age thing makes it far worse, so we can go with that.

2019-07-14 12:09:12 UTC  

I just handed you lot an Area 51 time machine softball....

2019-07-14 12:10:58 UTC  

All these posts about what people will be leaving with in Area 51 when we all know they’ll be leaving this way

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/599935874674720788/image0.jpg

2019-07-14 12:12:19 UTC  

they'd rather shoot than expose secret military tech - they'll have partisan support because they are after all trying to raid a military base

2019-07-14 12:13:03 UTC  

there are many signs posted about the fact they will shoot if you trespass

2019-07-14 12:15:11 UTC  

I don't think anyone is actually going to get shot, simply because I think at most twelve people are going to show up.

2019-07-14 12:15:44 UTC  

I think the less people that show up the more likely lethal force will be used

2019-07-14 12:16:15 UTC  

Because then its not going to be a massacre

2019-07-14 12:17:04 UTC  

I am going to disagree, just because it's easier to enforce compliance if you have more guns than people to point them at.