Fortunately, it was the FA who found it.
Unfortunately, first person he tol' was Cheif... She did'n even say a word for a full minute, then very quiet'y, *"Get. My. Deckies."*

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/D7lNnUjlnEI9zkbuu8V4DYtmwOS2Q6c95I19327cE34/https/cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404705229339361281/599664581392203805/image0.jpg?width=677&height=567

@Legalize
*"I wouldn't trust someone who thinks mandatory firearm carrying is a smart idea."*

Evolutionary Biology: We're going to make some people of the same species 5-6 times stronger than others.
Humans: Well, that's a bit unfair, and doesn't work for an equal society, perhaps we can invent tools to equalize this situation
Fearful people: Oh No you don't, we can't have equality of lethal force among the population, the weak must remain weaker than the strong...
Gun lovers: Now we need a solution for biology making some people smarter than others.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/51/Sniper_DominationEngineer04.wav

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/ohio-delays-bill-to-bail-out-nuclear-and-coal-plants-gut-efficiency-and-ren#gs.q6e955

^from that article

Bad news: The Austro-Hungarian Empire is gone 😦

no more Habsburgs

Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser

So true

Lmao

Possible Chinese spy

This one is my favorite.

To be fair, so do Floridians ~~even more so because of the high humidity~~

South east Texas is pretty humid

North east Texas too.

Take ½ from earthquakes, getting laid off, a ⅓ from the government, gives ¾ to AC and the rest to bugs.

Fear of earthquakes is overrated. As natural disasters go, you're probably more likely to die from fire than earthquake.

Most of the deaths in Japan from their 9.0 were from the tsunami, not the quake.

It amazes me how even family that I consider at least semi rational can be so absolutely idiotic and bigoted.

That’s a bad case of TDS right there

Ikr? How can a human be so absolutely blind to outside perspectives? It baffles me even though it shouldn't.

Good god they're helpless

I probably should have just assumed he was a lost cause and gone for a meme response, but I at least like to try to see if a rational discussion is possible.

First when I read "Frankly if I have to choose between a terrible person and a terrible president" I was thinking alright alright they're gonna admit that trump isn't the best president but he's by far the best option.

Then they say "I'll choose the terrible person every time" and I went WHAT

How can you even go through that thought process

I guess if someone starts their reply with "Nope, ..." I should probably just check out there and save myself the trouble

The way I put it to all my liberal coworkers

"Would you rather have OJ Simpson in the White House or a chimpanzee?"