Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat

Discord ID: 603653048849530903


2019-07-24 17:51:38 UTC  

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2019-07-24 18:03:40 UTC  

“I didn’t mean to exclude men who claim to be women. You guys are fine. I just meant to exclude the other 99.7% of men on earth. Phew. Glad I made that correction or people would’ve been really offended.”

2019-07-24 18:14:42 UTC  

Can we just exclude the far left then?

2019-07-24 18:16:37 UTC  

> M1 rifle
> Flannel shirt
What are the odds that's Matt's dating profile?

2019-07-24 18:17:04 UTC  

doesn't sound like him and he's enGAYged

2019-07-24 18:17:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603652001728823296/image0.jpg

2019-07-24 18:17:34 UTC  

Nah, it's an *ironic* dating profile, for the lulz

2019-07-24 18:17:54 UTC  

Some useless cucked fake church has this in my town.

2019-07-24 18:18:06 UTC  

Unitarian Universalists.

2019-07-24 18:18:08 UTC  

Unitarian universalists

2019-07-24 18:18:11 UTC  

OFF

2019-07-24 18:18:13 UTC  

They aren’t Christian

2019-07-24 18:18:13 UTC  

OOF

2019-07-24 18:18:25 UTC  

I'd be surprised if Matt needs a dating profile. If the weekly super chats are correct he has been getting lots of action.

2019-07-24 18:18:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603652322182299648/received_2808680659365977.jpeg

2019-07-24 18:19:15 UTC  

At least the flex tape actually works...

2019-07-24 18:19:20 UTC  

Jesus was pretty exclusive, "**I** am the Way, the Truth and the Life, and the MF-ing bouncer of Heaven, bitch."

2019-07-24 18:19:21 UTC  

A part of me wants to prank that sign

2019-07-24 18:19:27 UTC  

Like hard.

2019-07-24 18:20:51 UTC  

Is that sign taken from a temple in Sodom or Gomorrah?

2019-07-24 18:21:42 UTC  

Probably. Lol

2019-07-24 18:22:28 UTC  

WHY IS GOMORRAH

2019-07-24 18:22:32 UTC  

Like. I want to go tack on another part to the sign to complete the statement into something that mocks it.

2019-07-24 18:23:15 UTC  

Like, for the ‘black lives matter’ part, I want to tack on something like ‘unless they are aborted’ to it

2019-07-24 18:23:56 UTC  

And at the very bottom put ‘Matt Christiansen wants a hit piece’

2019-07-24 18:23:58 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-24 18:24:21 UTC  

just spray a hail hortler sign over it and look at the leftist losing their mind

2019-07-24 18:24:53 UTC  

Yeah, but it feeds them though.

2019-07-24 18:24:56 UTC  

because only literally Hitler would do such a thing

2019-07-24 18:25:12 UTC  

Mocking the sign can prove effective too

2019-07-24 18:25:39 UTC  

hold my beer

2019-07-24 18:26:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603654160377970721/FB_IMG_1563992737857.jpg

2019-07-24 18:27:03 UTC  

British government seizes plastic knives

2019-07-24 18:27:16 UTC  

want me to kill them?

2019-07-24 18:29:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603655074664677377/memebetter.com-20190724202936.jpg

2019-07-24 18:31:49 UTC  

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2019-07-24 18:31:59 UTC  

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2019-07-24 18:37:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/603657106452774959/in_this_congregation.jpg

2019-07-24 18:40:58 UTC  

Then the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the Lord out of the heavens. Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land.

2019-07-24 18:41:13 UTC  

Im glad I dont live next to that church

2019-07-24 18:43:11 UTC  

Lol.