never put your DNA out there

which means police can unlock your cell phone anytime they want

oh that too

legit

the last people you want having your DNA is the gov't

^

Scott Adams interviewed the CEO of a forensic tech company the other day.

You're fucked whether you give them your DNA or not.

Because a bunch of your relatives already have.

so true

mine have already

but i aint gonna make it any easier

not mine actually

lucky

most of my relatives are dying boomers

and if not very conservative millennials

we know where we came from

Doesn't matter if they are super close relatives or not. He was talking 3rd cousins.

shit

"most of my relatives are dying boomers" Isn't that everyone?

Haha

Yeah

good thing, everybody is a cousin

if ya think bout it

if everybody is a cousin

everything is incest

Yeah he was also saying they can already estimate height, skin and hair and pretty soon they'll be able to do a rough composite face sketch from just DNA

https://tenor.com/wOPL.gif

FUCK

ok

time to end the government

anarchy shall reign

Hey man, incest is *relative*

*rimshot*

eh eh eh

**slaps knee**

☞  ͜ʖ  ☞

This was a private tech firm. Ending the .gov isn't going to slow them down...

honestly the 1930's were better times

Oh its private, ~~then I'm ideologically obliged not to give a single shit.~~

What could the government do with your DNA? I think that’s also an interesting question.