IT IS A MYSTERY
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the easy answer is usually the correct one

occam's razor and whatnot

I guess women are just not as good at video games than men are

or less obsessed

and when i say "men" i meant "boys" because we all know that men doesn't play forkknife

If I had gotten a Malboro for every time someone said that to me, I would be out of student loan debt right now.

Not my best work but it'll do

I bought a Switch yesterday

Nice...I should really finish Breath of the Wild one of these day

my friend code is SW-0526-4983-4889

I don't even have a friend code yet, we've had no net here for a couple days, thank god the Switch can be set up without it

ouch..I'd go crazy without the net for even a day (if I were home anyway)

I'm paying through the nose for data to use as a tether 😦 so I have to be mindful of my usage, no youtube, no porn, just email, discord and my 2 mobile games

recently moved?

nope was supposed to move from adsl to fibre but the guy didn't or couldn't install the new stuff, the old net was set to expire at the end of the day now we're stuck waiting for them to come back and with no word on when

I hope it's today because if it's not done on Friday we're stuck with no net all weekend too

😦

@Lord Zedd thats not you

NO PORN???

no neighbor wifi?

nah everyone's protected theirs

You will be stuck staring at your pillow as you dry hump it. Break out a sharpie and atleast draw a face on it

I've still got archived porn 😄

or could stop that self-destructive practice

if you are friends with them you could ask them if they let you use it for the weekend

one of the wifis around here is called "Alahu ackbar"

don't talk to the neighbours at all

you mean you don't memorize your porn?

that would be weird than. "Can I use your wifi to watch pron?"

Ironically most of my porn his women dry humping pillows. So not much imagination required

whenever I'm without net the one thing I always miss most is google

just being able to look shit up is such a big deal

GOOGLE??? You havent gone full duck yet?

nah

I duck it all the time

I hop between both

what's the point, google already have all my data

helping duck to get better and be rival to google