Which was an officer reluctantly shouting out Seaman Guzzler

Father Guzzler? Brother Guzzler?

Uh....

that's worse!

Just change your name, it's cursed

Or distinguish yourself to the point where you get knighted so they have a Sir Guzzler on the books

Be the hero we dont need, but wholly deserve

Benjamin John Guzzler

"so often used to kill and terrorize"

what?

don't rifle deaths only account for a few hundred deaths a year?

Who are these people these gun grabbers keep asking?

but you need it for the boogaloo

@Salacious Swanky Cat ghosts

Lol

👻 i don't need my AR, I'm already dead

The survey all 100 people who think this every time.

you know, it dawned on me, that if Beto won the Democratic primary, still no one would vote him because no one knows his real name, all his fans think it's Beto O'Rourke

I'm sure they said "can you keep my name out of it?" assume they are real people he interviewed and not made up people

I would have replied "challenge accepted"

She had the socdem rose logo in her profile

life

well you're a preist so

O O OF

dont we all? priests aren't immune

welp, better chop that dick off

or get married, like Paul says

then you probably have to express your testosterone in other non-sexual albeit possibily violent ways

by the time most guys get penile cancer, they're already infirmed and in their late 70's - there is the third option

death?

yeah. you're already practically dead at that age anyway

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/476565080297963530/624290366786633729/image0.jpg?width=360&height=621

he watches porn, just not the ones with females in them...

Or the fourth option - become a cyborg

Y'all need to be more ambitious in your 70s

it's very old AND infirmed men that get it. the prolonged infirmed status comes before the illness

Cyborg body solves that problem too

https://i.redd.it/74eutib1fkn31.jpg

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.... fuck i hope those are trolls