right

Seems about right

And then you get the guy who has bumper stickers all over the back of his car, but they're just solid colour, matching the body. The hidden psycho

now *that's* 4D chess

I saw a car years ago that had bumper stickers for every presidential candidate going back to 1984, both Rep and Dem on their respective side of the car

lit

Neat

I'm still jealous of the 59 el camino with a *Goldwater 1964* sticker on his bumper

saw it at a local bbq joint

i want bbq

CA has great mexican food but hardly any bbq

good luck in cali

there are alot of things I hate about florida, but we do have some good bbq places

lots of old people?

school shootings?

yeah that'd be a net negative

soooooo many b00mers

but you have Florida Man

the gun laws are big ghey for a free state too

or you are Florida Man hmmm

pretty much

Tucson in the winter gets "snowbirds" from the north US and Canada, they add like 15% to your communte time

ban driving once you hit 65

get an uber

tf is Florida Man

a legend

throws alligators through drive through windows at fast food joints

i looked it up

takes bath salts and eats faces

tis not 1 man

@Lord Zedd in actuality I'm considered something of a carpetbagger in this state

it is 1 man but he wears many faces that he stole from the homeless

I grew up in Indiana and NC

btw that bath salts story is a true story

oh I know

there was another incident where he was caught having his way with inflatable pool toy on a freeway I think it was

it wouldn't surprise me

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-who-faked-being-teen-doctor-freed-prison-n1058476

you can never predict what Florida Man will do next

this is the state where a woman got caught with meth in her purse, and proceeded to tell officers "it must have blown in there"

oh there's a subreddit for him I'll have to subscribe it should be fun