Message from @A. Spader

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2019-09-25 17:24:09 UTC  

right

2019-09-25 17:24:32 UTC  

Seems about right

2019-09-25 17:27:46 UTC  

And then you get the guy who has bumper stickers all over the back of his car, but they're just solid colour, matching the body. The hidden psycho

2019-09-25 17:28:47 UTC  

now *that's* 4D chess

2019-09-25 17:29:29 UTC  

I saw a car years ago that had bumper stickers for every presidential candidate going back to 1984, both Rep and Dem on their respective side of the car

2019-09-25 17:29:39 UTC  

lit

2019-09-25 17:29:50 UTC  

Neat

2019-09-25 17:30:38 UTC  

I'm still jealous of the 59 el camino with a *Goldwater 1964* sticker on his bumper

2019-09-25 17:30:58 UTC  

saw it at a local bbq joint

2019-09-25 17:31:14 UTC  

i want bbq

2019-09-25 17:31:24 UTC  

CA has great mexican food but hardly any bbq

2019-09-25 17:31:30 UTC  

good luck in cali

2019-09-25 17:32:03 UTC  

there are alot of things I hate about florida, but we do have some good bbq places

2019-09-25 17:32:44 UTC  

lots of old people?

2019-09-25 17:32:57 UTC  

school shootings?

2019-09-25 17:33:03 UTC  

yeah that'd be a net negative

2019-09-25 17:33:10 UTC  

soooooo many b00mers

2019-09-25 17:33:17 UTC  

but you have Florida Man

2019-09-25 17:33:27 UTC  

the gun laws are big ghey for a free state too

2019-09-25 17:33:33 UTC  

or you are Florida Man hmmm

2019-09-25 17:33:40 UTC  

pretty much

2019-09-25 17:33:54 UTC  

Tucson in the winter gets "snowbirds" from the north US and Canada, they add like 15% to your communte time

2019-09-25 17:34:06 UTC  

ban driving once you hit 65

2019-09-25 17:34:14 UTC  

get an uber

2019-09-25 17:34:57 UTC  

tf is Florida Man

2019-09-25 17:35:03 UTC  

a legend

2019-09-25 17:35:25 UTC  

throws alligators through drive through windows at fast food joints

2019-09-25 17:35:34 UTC  

i looked it up

2019-09-25 17:35:38 UTC  

takes bath salts and eats faces

2019-09-25 17:35:49 UTC  

tis not 1 man

2019-09-25 17:36:18 UTC  

@Lord Zedd in actuality I'm considered something of a carpetbagger in this state

2019-09-25 17:36:23 UTC  

it is 1 man but he wears many faces that he stole from the homeless

2019-09-25 17:36:30 UTC  

I grew up in Indiana and NC

2019-09-25 17:37:09 UTC  

btw that bath salts story is a true story

2019-09-25 17:37:14 UTC  

oh I know

2019-09-25 17:37:35 UTC  

there was another incident where he was caught having his way with inflatable pool toy on a freeway I think it was

2019-09-25 17:37:47 UTC  

it wouldn't surprise me

2019-09-25 17:39:33 UTC  

you can never predict what Florida Man will do next

2019-09-25 17:39:39 UTC  

this is the state where a woman got caught with meth in her purse, and proceeded to tell officers "it must have blown in there"

2019-09-25 17:40:24 UTC  

oh there's a subreddit for him I'll have to subscribe it should be fun