Message from @pokemon_fetish

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2019-10-07 14:49:43 UTC  

I'm sure some libshit in the Toronto Sun newspaper wrote a headline and editorial disguised as news

2019-10-07 14:49:46 UTC  

Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek, I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home..."

2019-10-07 14:49:51 UTC  

"What about Motorcycles, Mayor Ford?!?"

2019-10-07 14:50:27 UTC  

Toronto Star is a bastion of journalistic awesome

2019-10-07 14:50:40 UTC  

I remember a half page article with a big picture of Mr T

2019-10-07 14:50:57 UTC  

Some of these things I’m reading make Rob Ford sound like a modern-day Winston Churchill

2019-10-07 14:51:07 UTC  

It was when Oxford Dictionary announced they were entering bling-bling into their dicks

2019-10-07 14:51:31 UTC  

The headline was seriously, not paraphrasing "bling-bling prhase ceases to be hip"

2019-10-07 14:51:47 UTC  

then the smaller headline under (i forget the name for that, byline?)

2019-10-07 14:51:57 UTC  

Said "Pressure is on rappers to think up more new words"

2019-10-07 14:52:20 UTC  

That was like 5 years before 9/11 I think

2019-10-07 14:53:00 UTC  

We've been in a steady decline that only now in hindsight do I see I should have recognized for what it was

2019-10-07 14:53:34 UTC  

@Nutz We must smoke rock in the air, in the..."

2019-10-07 14:53:54 UTC  

Huh?

2019-10-07 14:54:08 UTC  

Churchill "we must fight them in the air etc

2019-10-07 14:54:18 UTC  

Oh got it

2019-10-07 14:54:24 UTC  

lmao

2019-10-07 14:54:28 UTC  

Lol

2019-10-07 14:54:48 UTC  

If that Rob Ford crack scandal happened like, fall 2018

2019-10-07 14:55:28 UTC  

He'd have more options

2019-10-07 14:55:33 UTC  

have h ad

2019-10-07 14:55:56 UTC  

Marion Barry cosplay, trying to understand his black consituents, etc

2019-10-07 14:56:17 UTC  

sparking a conversation, a peace pipe, if you will

2019-10-07 14:56:46 UTC  

Ford is a lot of fun to ridicule, but my guess is, not a lot of fun to eulogize. And that's where this thing is headed. ~ Jon Stewart

2019-10-07 14:57:46 UTC  

I will joke, but as a cocaine addict that has had some really sad crack moments when I was in a homeless shelter, I finally felt represented

2019-10-07 14:58:51 UTC  

Smoking crack with gang members is nothing compared to being so beaten down that you utilize the crack source of a somali pregnant chick, knowing in the back of your head she's going to skim and damage that child.

2019-10-07 14:59:00 UTC  

That shit is why I can't sleep most nights

2019-10-07 14:59:45 UTC  

damn

2019-10-07 14:59:59 UTC  

But, if Kevin Flannigan was here, I would describe it differently

2019-10-07 15:00:03 UTC  

I'd say I was doing my part

2019-10-07 15:00:09 UTC  

lol

2019-10-07 15:00:22 UTC  

the dark humor is really a survival mechanism

2019-10-07 15:00:28 UTC  

mech

2019-10-07 15:00:31 UTC  

not gay like gundams

2019-10-07 15:00:52 UTC  

Kevin Flanigan gives Matt and Blonde enough money he should be considered their sugar daddy

2019-10-07 15:01:29 UTC  

Eventually we'll have to pay Kevin to message blonde

2019-10-07 15:01:43 UTC  

Matt, less eventually cause weak cuck

2019-10-07 15:02:00 UTC  

šŸ˜‰ i joke, but he jokes about his romantic prowess

2019-10-07 15:02:40 UTC  

well he's engaged so idk if we have any right to throw shade

2019-10-07 15:02:53 UTC  

My thoughts

2019-10-07 15:02:54 UTC  

I have given way more than I'd like to look up