you'd have to sit, I mean look at that comfy chair

fuck yea

ive got a knife too lol

guess we're getting cut today guys

all I'm saying is that he looks like the kinda guy who knows his way around a knife

just try not to get cut on the insides of your limbs and we can take him

yea he is a lil fat, good point.

knows his way arounda fork and a knife

poor Abigail Shapiro
I hope she doesn't read the comments on her posts

like one of those old mob bosses who was actually able to retire

lol ok. hes not the only to have stabbed someone with a knife before

>castizofornian
>has a knife
Checks out.

lol. ive got more than a knife, but i just cant carry the rest

She better. I drop my phone number everytime she posts.

>following commiefornian gun laws

Wait, it just crossed my mind

knives are messy, esp when you wear a white t-shirt

Do we need a black haired woman too?

yes

Shit

jet black

I'll do some searching tonight

blacker than a sun burnt african getting bbq'd

Hahaahah

Abby's tits just crossed my mind.

>sunburn
>african
pick one

it can happen spader. just takes a loooooooong time

yeah, how long?

too long

decades?

Abby has black hair.

lol no not decades

Ok

We need a brunette

19 years, tops.

https://www.healthline.com/health/can-black-people-get-sunburn#sunburn-risk

No grey hair...?

Grey is for old hags

lol

Lol. I have grey hair.

lolololololol