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can our nation really afford to hold such horrible men in high regards as heroes? One CNN analyst thinks not. Read more below...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/390025839686844437/638836246986096663/73254222_2422551914660213_1189789659349202578_n.mp4

this sfw?

Oh my god those Shapiro liberty memes are great

Sodomy is never safe for anywhere.

http://bit.ly/31Qu59e

God dammit I just told that to someone but I didn't have a meme

B A S E D

I've wanted a jeep like that since I was a kid

Get an old one. Have fun fucking it up

eww @A. Spader

why would you want a heep?

Because it's cool

ehh

maybe the ww2 ones.

but for the last 30+ years theyve been garbage

It's a mountain car

That's a lot of why I want it

not when it breaks down driving to the mountain

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4N4_7vBVMmLRUJhS_OZykjsWLxTwU9N1x8Qi40/?igshid=bn3dyrnrrvy5

you want it because it breaks down?

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer is that kevin?

No because it symbolizes the mountains where I want to live, but don't

which mountains?

the rockies?

a can of coors is cheaper, and it wont break down on you

at least its ez to fix lol

i swapped out a starter on my 89 jeep in like 10 mins

Don't forget, Spader is scared of tits.

Kyle, if I was gay I would already have a platform on some conservative pay wall and a speaking gig at CPAC

lol swapping a starter is a pretty minor repair

I like jeeps. Wranglers can be cool but I prefer the Grand Cherokee.

its two bolts on the bell housing, one for the cable, and as long as there isnt anything blocking its removal, out it comes.

***reactionary fervor intensifies***

@A. Spader Implying...