they had gloves on so it wasnt gay

thats true. gotta shorten it, since you couldnt fit the Big Swinging T in

very few can

its a curse

I know brother

you don't know, youre 5'13"

To be fair, 5'13" is pretty big. I'm like 5'9" at the most flaccid.

that autism/marxism slide is a big think

gotta get you some HGH, stiffen you right up

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@Dan V
He's talking about an erection.

You know, the thing you get during special time with Fido?

the big think was related to the autism/marxism

Fido is a cell phone company here, so you're just confusing me even more

now you're just salty

would you watch an Abby Shapiro porno starring Abby Shapiro?

Oh shit Abs... I'm blushing...

You even spelled my name right...😊

that's definitely real

you should call her

slide into her DMs

before you slide into her mouth

then we'll be eskimo brothers

Only in that you're a literal eskimo, Leaf.

come on, kevin

i know you want to be eskimo brothers with your canadian best friend

Abby is a pure, untouched angel and you know it.

>angel
>jewess
<:DeusThonk:639264251688779786>

The guy with the thirst for Abby Shapiro is telling me to cope

Correct.

I'm going to put so many mischling babies in her...

That means Ben Shapiro is going to be your brother-in-law

Correct again.

That's a big oof

Imagine how pissed he's going to be at a NatSoc railing his sister every night.

And morning.

And mid-day.

And lunchtime

Yup

As your future best man, I wish you two nothing but happiness