you know, this would be considered a hate crime in Italy

well this is america

lmao

good point

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but to fix the spaghetti problem:

put the noodles in the boiling water
wait for the submerged section to soften a bit (15-20 seconds)
fold/twist the rest of the spaghetti into the water

oh yeah, thats how u do it for pot but in microwave it's easier to break them

as the water is from tap, not boiled in adv

i would never cook dry noodles in a microwave

ofc not thats why u submerge them

this is quite possibly the most degenerate thing i've ever read

1: ceramic bowl
2: break noodles
3: wait for the italians to stop crying
4: add water
5: put in microwave for 15min
6: strain (maybe even add back to same bowl it was cooked in)

Boot niggers can cry if they want but spaghetti is getting cracked in half always

It's all about Gnocchi anyways

yeah, gnocchi are good. very filling, though

Boil in salt water
Dry
Fry in garlic

Add basil and light vodka sauce

Black pepper

sounds nice

Feast your eyes on this fine feast. Just basic with tuna pepper, garlic, butter and some spices.

looks great!

Woah. I want epic Jesus stickers

Do not post that here. People (*me*) will take it seriously and people with terrible (*great*) taste will post them.

Lol do you honestly have Christian wastickers?

Obviously not yet.

Lmao I shouldn’t have posted that

@warmwaffles I'm... confused by the meme.

muh thin blue line

Jesus was crucified by agents of the state, as in the cops of that day.

It's not terribly accurate though, because he was crucified by public demand, and Pilate, the chief agent of the state, basically said 'fine, fuck it whatever.'

He was also crucified by the religious leaders of the day; because he was changing the way they were conducting themselves.

Additionally, Christ was actually absolved of his crimes by the state when Pilate said "I find no fault with this man."
Ultimately if there were no mobs of jewish radicals outside his palace, it seems like he would have let Jesus go as a little rapscallion.

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