The comic is saying if a country is a functioning NBA team then when a ton of immigrants show up it goes from a functioning NBA team to a bunch of guys at a cocktail party and not doing NBA stuff I guess?

You're really caught up on there being a team.

I think NBA players is just used to mean "tall people"

Since they're an extreme outlier that isn't controversal.

It works if they're a bunch of players from different teams.

Your conclusions might be right, but I'm just saying they're not drawn from the comic.

I like this comic because its wholesome on the surface and contradictory if you think about it, thats all.

It's comparing things from an analogy in a way that they can't be compared.

Average height doesn't affect anything

increasing the average of people willing to work under the table for cash does affect the economy.

and it's only an arithmetic fallacy if you assume millions of people added to the economy won't affect the job market

Which even if you're the most lefty of left would be very smooth brained.

Womb tattoos: Yes or no?

It's the penis that concerns me more

Definitely go with the tattoos. It's the little details that hold everything together.

Make way Matt, I found your dream girl

man eyes so far apart I can see her cranial cavity

It's like if Venti had her face squashed a bit

"Heat does matter but even if it was uniform there would still be atmospheric pressure."

Not if it's uniform at space temperatures, then every single gas in our atmosphere would be solid.

What is "space temperatures"?

i.e., remove the sun

Vacuum doesn't have a temperature.

But I suppose you're right that if it was so cold that everything frozen density would be more uniform even if pressure wasn't.

Right, which is why gas pressure depends on some internal energy in the mass.

gotta have some, or you get a solid.

To answer your question though, cold side of the moon is -173C

@MechMage the vacuum does sort of have a temperature, the color temperature of the CMBR.

Sure, but that has more to do with the gaseous state depending on heat than pressure only existing because of heat.

Even solids experience pressure.

Only if there is a force pressing on them.

Yeah obviously.

Solids experience pressure, but they don't contribute

Anyway nothing in space will naturally be colder than about 3K because the CMBR will heat them to that temperature.

So there's always a little bit of heat to provide gas pressure.

They absolutely contribute.

It's probably saying too much to say nothing though, because we don't know if there aren't exotic forms of matter that don't interact with microwaves.

Dirt that's deeper under ground is at a higher pressure than dirt closer to the surface for example.