Ngl Oklahoma has alot more wins than I thought

2 win cope is best cope.

>implying being imprisoned in Florida

Makes me a floridian

You’re in jail? 😦

Sorry weeps. This chat is only for places with 5 beauty queen wins or more.

And Turkey's not even on the list.

Yeah but Cali is the big winner. Woot woot 😎

Ohio = quality of California

Lol. Imagine not being able to read a map...

Checks out

Notice how Ohio's neighbors have 5 each?

All Ohio expats.

Ohio women = best women. Empirically.

Then why isn’t the song Ohio Girls

New tranny awards in pageant not looking so good for Ohio now.

@Weepy
Because the Beach Boys were coping druggies.

Imagine being so assmad and jealous you write a song about a city not having surf...

@Old Man Hound
Agreed. VA is hands down tranny award winners.

Can you see a shark at your lake? Can you see tide pools? Can you see a sea lion? No.

Ohio = meth, I'm on it.

Lol

Naw, CA has some attractive women.

Or rather *one* attractive woman.

I'm okay sharing the title with them.

Though *technically* OH has 11 wins.

@Old Man Hound
Lol. Imagine being a Dixishit talking about meth. It's a race for every Dixishit to see if meth or inbreeding makes them lose their teeth fastest.

Cali has "some" attractive women. Lol. Do you even San Diego?

True attractivness has to be without makeup, otherwise it's just what girl is the most talented artist

Well said.

What even is that mystery meat?

@Weepy

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-civil-war-reenactors-been-waiting-for-this-moment-their-entire-lives

Literally the entire South

Hell yea thanks for freeing the niggers

Lee should have stayed on the defensive after 63' instead of trying to keep pushing