Yeah, and somehow never put together that was the source of her problem...

Like, Meily Cyrus was with Liam Hemsworth for 9 or 10 years, right? In that same time TS had a a shit load of boyfriends.

Meily is considered a bigger whore, I'd say she's just more honest about it.

Well, she's toned it down in the last few years I've been told.

More upfront and dry humping a panda bear.

So, according to TS's fan wiki she's been with... (only gonna list famous people, I'm sure there are MANY not famous dudes that gave her the ol' Hodge Twins treatment)

Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Meyer, Adam Young (Owl City), Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy (of THE Kennedys), Harry Styles (One Direction), Calvin Harris (a Scot Singer/Songwriter), and Tom Hiddleston (Loki).

and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that she got creampied by every one of them.

Trash 🙄

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist, I'm not saying you're wrong to not like her post weight gain, but I don't know... I kind dig the thiccness.

Even then, when you said fat I was expecting, fuckin' morbid obesity.

That's on me though.

Kevin is a man of high standards

Except when it comes to Jewesses with "Strong" jawlines...

lmao

Seriously though, that ARG chick is fine.

He's got good taste.

I love me some melanin. But a big nose > big teeth.

easy choice

You can't beat Khazar Milkers

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer

Looks crazy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536650969899859969/664700179340853288/2nd-amendment-founding-fathers-comic.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551544391395835914/664881739818336257/1578112728767.png

If they can’t aim it at each other technically true but giving them a mortar might damage their hearing.

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
I mean... she is a woman...

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
If you find one that's not, let me know.

Same here

@Avald

Buttigieg won't get the blacks or mexicans

Trump 2020

I'd totally bang AoC.

I'd bang her, but if we're talking settling down, Khazar Milkers all the way

AoC would be too quick to throw your kids off a cliff and submit them to the LGBT crowd for drag story time and Desmondification