Sprinkled with "men have always held me back even though I was able to build my initial career on Daddy's money and I'm one of the richest celebrities around"

I especially love slutty girls who act like bigger sluts than pill whores, but still act like they're not sluts.

Yeah, I didn't like that either.

But seriously, if you're famous, TS probably fucked you.

Loki hit it and quit it.

I wonder if she wrote a song about it???

So she was a regular on the cock carousel?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, and somehow never put together that was the source of her problem...

Like, Meily Cyrus was with Liam Hemsworth for 9 or 10 years, right? In that same time TS had a a shit load of boyfriends.

Meily is considered a bigger whore, I'd say she's just more honest about it.

Well, she's toned it down in the last few years I've been told.

More upfront and dry humping a panda bear.

So, according to TS's fan wiki she's been with... (only gonna list famous people, I'm sure there are MANY not famous dudes that gave her the ol' Hodge Twins treatment)

Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Meyer, Adam Young (Owl City), Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy (of THE Kennedys), Harry Styles (One Direction), Calvin Harris (a Scot Singer/Songwriter), and Tom Hiddleston (Loki).

and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that she got creampied by every one of them.

Trash 🙄

@Unironic Ohio Supremecist, I'm not saying you're wrong to not like her post weight gain, but I don't know... I kind dig the thiccness.

Even then, when you said fat I was expecting, fuckin' morbid obesity.

That's on me though.

Kevin is a man of high standards

Except when it comes to Jewesses with "Strong" jawlines...

lmao

Seriously though, that ARG chick is fine.

He's got good taste.

I love me some melanin. But a big nose > big teeth.

easy choice

You can't beat Khazar Milkers

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer

Looks crazy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/536650969899859969/664700179340853288/2nd-amendment-founding-fathers-comic.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551544391395835914/664881739818336257/1578112728767.png

If they can’t aim it at each other technically true but giving them a mortar might damage their hearing.

@FitnessByHeatherHeyer
I mean... she is a woman...

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If you find one that's not, let me know.