Message from @Dan V

Discord ID: 666110392086298631


2020-01-13 02:35:38 UTC  

Disavow

2020-01-13 02:35:58 UTC  

We're talking about tall girls

2020-01-13 02:36:23 UTC  

Less gay than talking about fountain pens at 19

2020-01-13 02:36:27 UTC  

Way, way less gay tbh

2020-01-13 02:36:36 UTC  

5'3" - 5'6".
Disavow everything else

2020-01-13 02:37:47 UTC  

"Pens" is just "penis" without the "I"
Pretty gay

2020-01-13 02:38:27 UTC  

I mean.
As long as she's shorter than you by more than half a foot

2020-01-13 02:38:37 UTC  

Oof

2020-01-13 02:39:06 UTC  

I can't date a dwarf, nigz

2020-01-13 02:39:44 UTC  

haha

2020-01-13 02:40:07 UTC  

5'19 gang

2020-01-13 02:41:17 UTC  

What if you're a shorter than average male? Asking for a friend.

2020-01-13 02:41:37 UTC  

This friend doesn't want to date dwarves

2020-01-13 02:42:16 UTC  

I mean Johnny Bravo said what he said, I'm not gonna countersignal

2020-01-13 02:42:29 UTC  

Hard to argue against JB

2020-01-13 02:43:21 UTC  

what is that?

2020-01-13 02:43:23 UTC  

marbel?

2020-01-13 02:44:07 UTC  

does it cost more than my rifle?

2020-01-13 02:44:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/666110310679183370/81517924_2554921274788254_556084997954469888_n.png

2020-01-13 02:44:34 UTC  

legalize it brah

2020-01-13 02:44:53 UTC  

$200 for a pen?

2020-01-13 02:44:58 UTC  

Disavow

2020-01-13 02:45:04 UTC  

does it come with a diary?

2020-01-13 02:45:12 UTC  

and can i get published by jews?

2020-01-13 02:45:16 UTC  

Can it do your taxes?

2020-01-13 02:45:26 UTC  

Or is it just a writing implement?

2020-01-13 02:45:44 UTC  

K

2020-01-13 02:45:50 UTC  

Sounds expensive

2020-01-13 02:46:45 UTC  

no

2020-01-13 02:46:46 UTC  

no

2020-01-13 02:46:53 UTC  

Half based and half gay

2020-01-13 02:47:17 UTC  

I can't remember when my mom paid anything for me

2020-01-13 02:48:05 UTC  

That's a good point

2020-01-13 02:48:06 UTC  

no that's great

2020-01-13 02:48:23 UTC  

but how many fountain pens does one man need?

2020-01-13 02:48:35 UTC  

Maybe 1

2020-01-13 02:48:53 UTC  

No
U

2020-01-13 02:49:14 UTC  

"I can stop any time I want" - every junkie

2020-01-13 02:49:54 UTC  

Is this one a steal at only $450?

2020-01-13 02:50:40 UTC  

Those pens are $199 out of my price range

2020-01-13 02:51:05 UTC  

They do look nice. I'll give you that