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useless HR bullshit

Feels lawsuit worthy, but I'm not sure why

Lol. That memo would get a picture of my nutsack in response.

>we will need to know the issue of your financial problems

is for sure illegal in some states.

Some states have made it illegal to even check credit, so that's another thing entirely

HR mentioning that it's done or not done is sorta irrelevant

I wonder what that's doing in there

Lol

This seems kinda fake to me, if only because I have a hard time believing that an HR drone would be this stupid. Then again, I typically have the problem where my expectations are insufficiently cynical.

I mean depending on the state it's not entirely illegal

If you look through employee handbooks you can find all kinds of retarded shit you'd think is outside the scope of an employers powers

but when you sign to agree by the rules of the handbook...

I will say though.

If you think that's bad, never apply for a security clearance.

HR drones are fucking dumb though

saying it seems too dumb is pretty dumb

only the big corporate HR's with big companies have lawyers on staff

I have hazmat endorsement on my license. Security clearance different?

There's different levels of security clearances

that have different requirements

Kevin is making it sound worse than it is

Yeah.

Lol. No.

the FBI asking some people about you and writing down what they say

big woop

Ever sat for a TS screen?

They literally told them I built bombs in HS and nothing happened

Lol. Fucking liar.

I'm literally not

The background check is perfunctory at most

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the FBI goes around and asks questions to people and writes down what they say

they don't follow up on anything they are told

Kinda disappointed tbqh

@Catboi
What level?

I like the version of yhe federal government that is super smart and super evil with their satanic mkultra type projects better

@A. Spader
Yeah, no.

Makes them a much more satasfying enemy to hate

It's basically the DMV all the way down.