Message from @Legalize

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2020-02-01 00:40:33 UTC  

@A. Spader why not both? I've been miserable both ways.

2020-02-01 00:44:35 UTC  

I mean, I know if I had the choice to have someone whose main goal in life was to suck all of the happiness out of mine living in my house, or to not have that, the latter sounds slightly preferable.

2020-02-01 00:44:38 UTC  

Tbh.

2020-02-01 00:46:03 UTC  

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again I'm not saying both can't be miserable under certain circumstances. Just that the idea that marriage *always* makes men miserable is wrong

2020-02-01 00:47:22 UTC  

Hmmmm it always makes it more complicated, and it's a rare woman that provides as much or more value than she consumes.

Children are the only reason to marry, otherwise it ain't worth it.

2020-02-01 00:47:27 UTC  

@A. Spader
Spades... you didn't agree to let Alex broker stocks for you, did you...?

2020-02-01 00:48:25 UTC  

I'm still married because it gives me the greatest amount of influence over my kids, and I get to see them more.

2020-02-01 00:48:39 UTC  

@Make Jerusalem Christian Again
>the people who have been married understand what marriage is like rather than having a fantasy conception of it
*W E I R D*

2020-02-01 00:51:36 UTC  

why else would you get married if it's not to have kids?

2020-02-01 00:51:59 UTC  

Idk if he's married or not. Maybe he's got a tradstacey blowing him everyday...

2020-02-01 00:52:06 UTC  

@Dan V idfk

2020-02-01 00:52:13 UTC  

Lol

2020-02-01 00:53:02 UTC  

Why do people have open marriages? I'd be a volcel except for the kids.

2020-02-01 00:53:09 UTC  

THE PRIMARY ENDS OF MARRIAGE IS PROCREATION 👏 👏 👏

2020-02-01 00:53:25 UTC  

@Legalize nobody cares what papists say.

2020-02-01 00:53:46 UTC  

legalize is correct

2020-02-01 00:54:07 UTC  

have a stable family with a good marriage and kids

2020-02-01 00:54:15 UTC  

Nobody cares what heretics say

2020-02-01 00:54:35 UTC  

Plus that's not the story Paul told. Marriage is for those who can't be volcels to have a holy way of managing their sexuality, kids are a natural consequence

2020-02-01 00:54:41 UTC  

'eww ur a PAPIST!' he says as he's burned at the stake

2020-02-01 00:55:19 UTC  

Go ahead and cope. League boog best boog.

2020-02-01 00:56:27 UTC  

Wtf I love Oliver Cromwell now.

2020-02-01 00:56:34 UTC  

Based af

2020-02-01 00:56:57 UTC  

Cromwell did nothing wrong

2020-02-01 01:00:02 UTC  

@A. Spader crombadly

2020-02-01 01:00:49 UTC  

Cromclosetedhomosexual

2020-02-01 01:02:47 UTC  

Gaywell

2020-02-01 01:03:16 UTC  

Keep coping.

2020-02-01 01:04:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/672970454192881694/m3qmp9rqk4e41.jpg

2020-02-01 01:04:22 UTC  

Me right now irl

2020-02-01 01:04:27 UTC  

@Legalize I'm afraid you're confusing him with a Catholic priest

2020-02-01 01:04:34 UTC  

you got nice tits, legalize

2020-02-01 01:04:36 UTC  

Ty

2020-02-01 01:04:36 UTC  

Would.

2020-02-01 01:04:47 UTC  

Also I thought you didn't drink

2020-02-01 01:04:50 UTC  
2020-02-01 01:05:02 UTC  

I don't drink

2020-02-01 01:05:31 UTC  

gay

2020-02-01 01:05:37 UTC  

I don't smoke either