oof, getting purple hearts here is an embarassment. means the enemy qualified on you

Mate don't even get me fucking started.

Cunts can never bring enough and yet we still get blamed

So I have two good ones for ya before I go to sleep haha

Logistics is why America wins

One is we had an arty unit attached to us for a bit

Logi couldn’t give them their shit on time so they had to procure their own fucking rounds

Being under usa command was always the best. You knew you'd never run out of bullets.

Turns out some of the shit they got were goddamn _flechette rounds_

Hahaha

Wew

Oooooooo boy the shitstorm that followed after that

Mate

These cunts were firing the 107’s like nothing

Third rotation without usa support we were gathering aks and all the ammo we could find.

And then it’s like... the fuck is that whistling shit

All of a sudden wood is turned into Swiss cheese

The other one

So we had a guy, luckiest cunt if I ever saw one

Had his helmet _shot clean off_

But he comes out of it with not even a scratch

😂

We ask logi if they can bring us a replacement

And I shit you not this is how they respond yeah

Uh you don’t have any spare in HQ?

Like

_HQ_ what the fuck mate we’re in the middle of the fucking _jungle_

As force recon _what fucking HQ_

Oh yeah nah we’re not gonna send a single helmet for a single guy you guys will have to figure something out

So we end up pretending to be a bunch of hobos

Buying a fucking cast iron pot

Shoot through a couple of eye holes in the cunt

And got him to wear that for the next two months

😂 😂 😂

that's awesome

As far as I know the pot is still hanging in our barracks in Nueva Ecija

But in both instances we got blamed

The first for “not ensuring proper and efficient use”

I still have the piece of frag that nearly got me

Also for “irresponsible use of a mass casualty weapon”

Lodged right into my cover.