With some kid younger than them telling them what to do

yeah sounds like uni brats alright

That was uhhh

An experience

I had to keep a 2lt alive attached to my pl on my second rotation. Left him in the wire to "coordinate fob defense and triage casualties "

Our first one died mate

Got one right through the head after a gigantic fuck up

2lts are fucking IED magnets.

I don't know why.

Fate or something.

They’re sniper fodder here

Guess it’s the jungle

Maybe it’s the title

2LT

2-lite

Get recognised as bright fucking snowflakes

I realize that is a terrible pun

First rotation the 2lt got popped while doing hearts and minds so when he got replaced we put him in the oldest cams we could find and kept him dirty.

Oh God

Made him look as unimportant as possible.

You know what my biggest complaint is on though?

Fucking logistics

oof, getting purple hearts here is an embarassment. means the enemy qualified on you

Mate don't even get me fucking started.

Cunts can never bring enough and yet we still get blamed

So I have two good ones for ya before I go to sleep haha

Logistics is why America wins

One is we had an arty unit attached to us for a bit

Logi couldn’t give them their shit on time so they had to procure their own fucking rounds

Being under usa command was always the best. You knew you'd never run out of bullets.

Turns out some of the shit they got were goddamn _flechette rounds_

Hahaha

Wew

Oooooooo boy the shitstorm that followed after that

Mate

These cunts were firing the 107’s like nothing

Third rotation without usa support we were gathering aks and all the ammo we could find.

And then it’s like... the fuck is that whistling shit

All of a sudden wood is turned into Swiss cheese

The other one

So we had a guy, luckiest cunt if I ever saw one