_HQ_ what the fuck mate we’re in the middle of the fucking _jungle_

As force recon _what fucking HQ_

Oh yeah nah we’re not gonna send a single helmet for a single guy you guys will have to figure something out

So we end up pretending to be a bunch of hobos

Buying a fucking cast iron pot

Shoot through a couple of eye holes in the cunt

And got him to wear that for the next two months

😂 😂 😂

that's awesome

As far as I know the pot is still hanging in our barracks in Nueva Ecija

But in both instances we got blamed

The first for “not ensuring proper and efficient use”

I still have the piece of frag that nearly got me

Also for “irresponsible use of a mass casualty weapon”

Lodged right into my cover.

Oh fuck

_Close_

Mate if we ever meet

I have a scar on the back of my head yeah

Cunt glanced me

If it was lower by about half an inch I’d have no head

Its always the close calls that stick in your mind hey?

Fucking oath

I'm fucking covered in scars. The only ones I remember is where some POS nearly got me.

I’m just glad most of it is covered by a shirt

I’m not sure how it is up there but vets aren’t exactly looked up to around here

man you live in a shitte place

That's just Australia

^

I'll ask my aussie buddy when we chat tonight

how his area is

The sad thing is the military here seems to be getting fucked up with SJW nonsense too

They seem to be lowering standards for women now

Let more of them in

If it's not ANZAC day when they get the day off civilians really don't care.

And the ads are getting super cringey as well

don't you guys get a year of unemployment too?

well a year and then check in in order to get another year

I got a dishonourable from a third world country mate, no such luxury for me

fuck bro

Also as far as I’m aware, the VA here isn’t much better than in the US