Message from @Your_Hirsute_Friend
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I don’t think I have laughed as hard as I did when I heard that shit
@Your_Hirsute_Friend dangerous actually, considering some are minors...
My wife and I got on tinder as a joke and one of my first matches was like hi my names Katie this I'd my butthole.
We deleted after that.
I’ve had random middle school girls ask my daughter for my number so they can send pictures
And I’m like... lol fuck no these cunts are gonna get me in shit with the AFP
Lack of fathers in their lives.
Probably
And it’s sad
Yeah. It really is.
I’ve had girls walk into the shop wearing nothing but bras and mini skirts
And I’m like fuck... I’m gonna get my ass #metoo’d
Just the level to which some girls just degrade themselves is pathetic
The pendulum will swing back eventually
Just maintain eye contact.
Yeah, figured
And never be more than coldly polite.
Creeps them out anyway
Wear a body cam.
The best reactions though
When I turn around when I’m bald
And the scar on the back of my head is visible
“What’s that from?”
“Oh I got shot in the head a few years ago”
😂 😂 😂
That then you maintain strict eye contact like a staring contest
It just unnerves most people
I've got a bright red bastard on my throat
Beard usually hides it.
I can’t grow a beard to save my life
Probably the least attractive stab wound in history
Ouch
Didn't even feel it
I’m lucky cause the only semi-visible ones on me are rather inconspicuous
Adrenalin
Back of the head, back of the hand/forearm/elbow joint
And I’m brown so the burn scars aren’t as prominent
I had a good one explode on me about ... thirty feet out
That's a win.
Burnt my entire arm and I couldn’t move it for like a month after