Message from @Lord Zedd

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2019-03-07 19:19:15 UTC  

Like Captain Marvel is devalued by how unremarkable it appears to be

2019-03-07 19:19:57 UTC  

If it was fucking awful it would at least hold some level of schadenfreude-soaked entertainment, but by almost all accounts it is painfully mediocre and dull

2019-03-07 19:21:23 UTC  

It appears to be forgettable which is worse than being bad

2019-03-07 19:21:37 UTC  

lol I said the same thing earlier in another server

2019-03-07 19:21:45 UTC  

bad movies can be fun, okay movies are just okay

2019-03-07 19:22:00 UTC  

There's a certain amount of smug radiation you can get from it in the sense that all that promotion was for naught

2019-03-07 19:22:24 UTC  

But there's 0 reason to ever see it, which is sort of the best kind of failure from a "watching something die" perspective

2019-03-07 19:22:40 UTC  

that smugness is beaten out by the effort of closing sponsored posts from Marvel every 20 seconds on facebook

2019-03-07 19:23:15 UTC  

>Facebook
Found the problem

2019-03-07 19:23:19 UTC  

I'm going to watch it eventually for completion sake just like I'll eventually watch Inhumans and finish Runaways

2019-03-07 19:23:37 UTC  

*The Room* is probably a worse movie compared to *Captain Marvel* but more people want to see *The Room*

2019-03-07 19:24:25 UTC  

*The Room* has a legacy. *Captain Marvel* won't...at least if it does, it'll be added to the legacy that feminism ruins everything

2019-03-07 19:24:59 UTC  

I wonder if it does do mediocre as it most likely will, what does that mean for sequel plans

2019-03-07 19:25:00 UTC  

I've pretty much stopped watching comic book movies

2019-03-07 19:25:15 UTC  

will Disney bother if it only just makes it's money back, especially if it hurts the brand

2019-03-07 19:25:17 UTC  

Nothing. Mediocrity didn't stop Captain America or Thor

2019-03-07 19:25:36 UTC  

those were fine movies

2019-03-07 19:25:53 UTC  

They really weren't. They were incredibly boring, formulaic movies

2019-03-07 19:26:01 UTC  

for you

2019-03-07 19:26:04 UTC  

Thor had a follow up that was even more boring than the first

2019-03-07 19:27:19 UTC  

Dark World I get it was rather bland, Marvel hadn't really found their voice at that point

2019-03-07 19:27:45 UTC  

the early movies played it safe

2019-03-07 19:28:00 UTC  

MCU is primarily held up by a handful of movies, one of which is over 10 years old now

2019-03-07 19:28:09 UTC  

And that was still quite formulaic

2019-03-07 19:28:38 UTC  

being formulaic isn't much of a criticism though

2019-03-07 19:28:41 UTC  

It's maybe the most blatant attempt at a money printer in modern film

2019-03-07 19:28:51 UTC  

It means I can predict everything that will happen in your movie

2019-03-07 19:28:52 UTC  

the hero's journey is standard for a reason

2019-03-07 19:29:01 UTC  

Thus reducing the necessity of viewing

2019-03-07 19:29:12 UTC  

I wonder if you've seen the more recent stuff

2019-03-07 19:29:35 UTC  

Last ones I saw were Thor Ragnarok and Guardians 2

2019-03-07 19:29:47 UTC  

They were okay

2019-03-07 19:31:29 UTC  

Guardians feels like it's already being constricted by the film format. Thor 3 is like, bits of planet hulk and guardians smushed in when I'd really much rather just get Planet Hulk (seriously, there's been no new attempt at Hulk standalone content)

2019-03-07 19:31:59 UTC  

Hulk is in a weird situation rights wise

2019-03-07 19:32:21 UTC  

Marvel own the licence but universal own distribution

2019-03-07 19:32:26 UTC  

on solo stuff

2019-03-07 19:32:44 UTC  

so they split a Hulk story between multiple movies

2019-03-07 19:33:04 UTC  

Age of Ultron, Ragnarok, Infinity War and Endgame

2019-03-07 19:33:21 UTC  

Yeah, Hulk is currently on a little arc throughout all the recent movies

2019-03-07 19:33:33 UTC  

honestly Planet Hulk wouldn't really work well within the MCU

2019-03-07 19:33:40 UTC  

it'd essentially be an entirely CGI movie